* denotes that the lyrics were written by AntiRivet but performed by somebody else
^ denotes that the lyrics were written by Josef Falkensköld but performed by somebody else
[Verse 1: Jinx* performed by LilyPichu]
Look into my eyes, try to see what I know;
A twisted little journey through the path of psycho
A vivid premonition manifesting, undigesting all the petty little trifles taught to adolescents condescending
I'm digressing
A complicated girl with very simple wishes;
A global rocket has your people sleeping with the fishes
And when your city comes to desolation, one small step
And I reach global incineration
I'm not normal and I don't pretend so;
My approach is pretty much a bomb crescendo
Reality is false
And it's so, 'cos I say
Chaotic demolition?
Well, that's just my forte
Death is a fun way to pass the time, though;
Several little bullets moving in staccato
The terror of my reign will live on in infamy
Singing when they die like a dead man's symphony
[Verse 2: Twitch by Badministrator (AntiRivet does some impressions of Twitch in parentheses)]
Yo it's the rat with the flat hat
I'm hip to you house cats
Can't fool me;
Grab the cheese from the mouse trap
Feel a light breeze when I move past
Ease to your groups' back
Pause, have a laugh (laugh)
Throw the Venom Cask
And Shoot for the center of mass
Hit the Expunge
And I blow the stacks
You been removed by the menace rat
It's Jerry with a Tommy Gun
Scream for your mommy (MOMMY!), son
Saw me in the lobby, had your chance
Prob'ly shoulda run
Sewer rat with Splinter Cell abilities
Shredder of your back line
Your team's screamin' "Turtle please" (Turtle please!)
Strike from the shadows like a ninja on a murder spree
And if I'm feelin' blue
What I do
Is put some shots through the Purple Team
Brain to your Pinky
Can't see me, but your lane's gettin' stinky
And now, I see the wards if you pink me
The plague's back
It's over
I'm killin' lame soldiers
With Spray'n'Pray tactics like the Pope with a Super Soaker
[Verse 3: Heimerdinger by AntiRivet]
You are soooooooooo poorly designed for this. (chuckles)
In matters much delectable
My brain remains detectable
So very, very confident, a battle is inevitable
This data is incredible;
My findings unforgettable
Fluctuating patterns tell me something's in these parables
If matter doesn't matter, than which side am I to choose?
This data doesn't tell me who will win and who will lose...
[Verse 4: Jayce by Josef Falkensköld]
Alright, that's enough
Ugly people, step aside
They call me "Hero", "Defender", and "Piltover's Pride"
I take it all in stride
Giving girls heart attacks
Strike you with the hammer
And then bring sexy back
You wanna try me in the lane?
I'll have you seeing stars
I'm dishing out the pain
Up close and from afar
Strong like a bull; Versatility, stunning
Accelerating shock blasts
That hits you running and yet...
I'm pretty smart;
I'm a scientist, you know
And when I calculate
The likeliness of success
For my foes
I get but one result:
Failure Forever
"Oh, look at Viktor's face!
It's so cute!"
Said no one ever
[Verse 5: Caitlyn^ performed by Lunity]
On patrol, get set, take aim, lock and load
Now, put your hands up, on your knees, I'm in control
Don't try that shit with me;
You're gonna get caught
I only got two words for you:
Headshot
Boom. That's it. You're dead
You took the head start but could just as well have stayed and slit your throat instead
You wanna know why it's called "Ace in the Hole"?
I'm the "Ace" and the "Hole" is where you used to have your head
Got the heart of the dragon
And a mind like a genie
When you step into my town
You'll be answering to me, so...
I'm not gonna blame you if you're petrified, scared stiff
I am the Law, and no one shoots the sheriff
[Verse 6: Singed by AntiRivet]
It's nearly time
The battles on, oh, friends of mine
I've seen poison fill the air;
A war is raging with a deadly flair
WAR
What a trivial thing;
A night with battle just isn't my Fling, (laugh)
But a curiosity dwells within:
Who will lose?
And who will win?
[Verse 7: Viktor by Stephanos Rex]
I am the inventor
A bold experimentor
Join as my acolyte and I will be your mentor
Science will destroy you;
It will build you anew
The gifts I offer now:
Eternal power, a new point of view
Steel will fix all your flaws
You will RISE above human laws
You will mock them made of meat
They will drop to worship at your feet
Forget now the shame of defeat
Our victory shall be so SWEET
Replace all your petty emotions
Or keep your blood; you'll bleed oceans
All you little fleshbags
Stuck with your old hags
Watch as their skin sags
THEY'RE FODDER FOR MY LABS
Your bodies are so FRAIL;
We will be your final NAIL
THIS is the Revolution
The Glorious Evolution
[Verse 8: Dr. Mundo by AntiRivet]
MOVE!
Mundo up to the plate;
The Doctor's arrived, Mundo sealing your fate (Mundo!)
Top Mundo's flow?
Who thinks they can match it?
No bad blood here, Mundo buries the hatchet
Doom in degrees;
Wrecking 3v3's
Life is affliction, Mundo cure your disease!
Mundo the King, end of conversation;
And this Doctor's not strange to regeneration
Piltover Punies no match for cleaver
You see Mundo's face, now YOU a believer
You lay on ground, broken to pieces;
Going too ham?
MUNDO GOES WHERE HE PLEASES
[Verse 9: Ezreal by Stephanos Rex]
I was born with sorcerous power in my veins
My gauntlet hits harder than Piltover's trains
You'll never strike back, I've got jukes for days
When they find what's left, you'll still be ablaze
And, yeah, I rock the Haruhi dance;
So what?
You know it puts the ladies straight into rut
Have you seen the look on Lux's face?
Go on, be jelly, you're such a disgrace
I'll kill for my princess, no robbers or fakes;
So flee or I'll trash you 'til you've got the shakes
So you think you can take me?
Cool your jets
Mother-- I'm Ezreal as it gets!
(Ha, ha, ha, it's all skill...)
(AntiRivet's Twitch: Is it safe to come out yet? *squeal*)
[Verse 10: Vi* by Nicki Taylor]
(One girl wrecking crew!)
Vi
A vicious, violent vixen voiding vindication
Gauntlets of the Law keeping safe Piltover's population
Honor
Justice
And Freedom
Yeah, what are those?
I'm just here to show your skull a few denting blows!
They say I'm overpowered
"Oh, she's such a misfit"
This is Vi Radio: Check out my smash hits! (Get dunked!)
So when the law comes out, that's just a Vi day
And if you want all your teeth: Stay out of Vi's way! (Boom, baby!)
You can beg for mercy; Won't be able to hear you
Resist arrest once, your rights stay in my rear view
It's not some "Freud-related envy", not like I'm just compensatin'
This is simply how the game looks when I'm dominatin' (Laugh)
You can try to run, but you're not gonna get far
My punches make explosions like it's "Fist of the North Star"
A fury like no other, step back while I solo Baron
Throwin' more bows than a Trick named Garen
