[Verse 1]
Fantastic, the greatest since they invented elastic
Orgasmic, she never fakes like a diamond that's plastic
Fell from the sky, yeah they call me heaven sent
A God among mortals just like my man Clark Kent
They call me Josh cause that's my name, I don't fake shit
But in the school it ain't cool to be a rappin' Caucasian
Tailored for greatness and shined on by the gods
Introducing, ladies hold your applause
Lord, lord, don't stop, I don't enough of it
Man trying to tell me whitey can't spit
I don't want a race war, just won't waste all
These rhymes about getting rich girls, holla Daryl Hall
God, when you back that up, vibramatic
Seems like sorcery but trust me its method not magic
Tragic, why all the girls got to be so melodramatic?
Hope this ain't a dream cause that ass seems psychosomatic
Some say 9, argue 10, but damn you're an 11
When I met you back then, they could have sent me right to heaven
Or even better, a place in between your thighs
Where I'll stick it and kick it like Lawrence Tynes
Cause like the Giants there just ain't no competition, no
Juxtaposition, we doin' the opposite binary fission, uh
It's kinda sad that the better times
Although I wish they'd come back, give me better rhymes
It's not funny anymore, like Adam Sandler
Heart skips a beat even if you just stand there
This is the farthest I can go, that's what he said
And "fuck it, let's do it" is all I wish that she said
Truth of the matter is I don't get enough of it
Josh Fuckin' Rosenberg, love her much, all I got was shit
Love's a fight that I wish I never fought
I'm love sick, it's you I caught, all for naught, food for
Thought
[Hook]
Love games, love games, love games, love games, love games
[Verse 2]
It's been too long, still can't see why you don't get it girl
Maybe if I was taller'd be the only way I'd get a girl
But the way I'd been brought up taught me fight for what's mine
Even if I'm wasting my time, It'll all be fine, for awhile, I mean
This ain't how I planned it, I thought I'd get my game back
On the same day that I thought I'd get my dame back
And I'd turn the time back for the price of a dime bag
And if I fucked up, well then I guess it's my bad
I'm passionate, but like the ballers I ain't passin' it, just
Cause we're not intimate doesn't mean I can't be into it
Damn, you love to flirt, call it thrill of the hunt
Like Attila the Hun, torturing me till I'm defunct, or
Defective devices, sick of all these surprises
Tell me whatcha want, devious under those eyelids
Just let me do whatever it takes to reach that spot under your nose, girl
Ya know I got that umph that makes your toes curl
Attractin' bitches that I don't even care for
And all the ones I want are already cared for
I found my rock, chantin' Josh Fuckin' Rosenberg
Absurd with these play on words, yet shot down by the L-verb
She be sayin' "I miss you", but to her friends
Not to your face, while, she's shackin' up with him
Bitches trippin', love is easy, girl don't complicate
How come the girls say we're stupid when they can't get it straight?
[Hook]
Love games, love games, love games, love games, love games
[Verse 3]
Cause, well yeah, I don't get enough of it
Love's a game but ya didn't have to get rough with it
I met your boy an let me tell ya, he ain't that cool
Does he got a mixtape while he still in school?
People ask me if there's one girl for every rap but
It's really all my fans and some lettuce in a Caesar wrap
I've been called the shit, but without the smell of crap
Speakin' o' asses I'd love to get a peak of that
You know I tried, I went in head held high
With my eyes on the prize, sexy stubble on the rise, now I'm
Mingling cause I'm single, hard to keep up with this
Club scene, cause I'm too chill, yeah I just wanna talk to her
Yeah, yeah I just wanna talk to her
Don't tell me you just happen to show up at all my shows
I don't get enough of it, sad, but that's how it goes
[Hook]
Love games, love games, love games, love games, love games
