Josh Spicer - Pony Swag Collection [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
When ya think about ponies, ya think about fillies
Ya think about drilling a hole in your silly
Skull, so dull, ew gay, SO Lyra
Ya wanna just burn it all and kill it with fiyah
But NOT these ponies, these mares are magical
And even at times they can be so tragical
I'm supposed to be the heel, an iconic Heylin
But no matter what I do, I can't be a hatin

"I'm just saiyan" feel it in your heart
Sending this in is just the start
Not about me anyway, it's about this proud show
It's about the characters so shout it out, yo
Despite our nerves and despite our personalities
Wow what a swerve, but I gotta make it now, oh please
Whatever you might say and whatever you might do
We're all just fans, exactly like you (wakka wakka)

[Hook]
Hear me yelling pony like cats
See me banging them bronies like that's
So fucking rude, so fucking crude
I ain't bucking them apples, so dude
Hear them fans going like RD
"OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH"
Hear them fans going like RD
"OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH"

[Verse 2]
Round two starts and now we're activating nitrous
Much like Fluttershy, you know that I'm the nicest
Tightest like Sweetie, wait, I'm not a fiddler
Verse just started, so confusing like Riddler
Ignore my mic, it likes that feedback
Crackle and moan, much like a free vag
That shouldn't hinder me, cause I'm like a freak at
Rhyming, I'm not green, like Celia's weed stash

See that? It's like a lyric cornucopia
God I'm more alone than a nerd with pornophobia
Stay up all night to see ponies on The Hub
I even synched Bad Romance in my own bathtub
But looking at the past, and at Spicer's time
Wouldn't take it all back if I had gotten a dime
Memories clearly in my head, like XJ's steel
I'm gonna let you tell me how the next phase feels

[Hook]
Going freestyle, gonna be wild
Gonna stand here and let you see me smile
Going on YouTube, fuck them locals
Rapping on high, I'm the king of vocals
Hear them fans goin like RD
"OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH"
Hear them fans goin like RD
"OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH"

[Verse 3]
Spicer is here the evil genius
We all know what this megamix needs is
A dash of Heylin, a bit of playing
Taking, making shit go spraying
Hating on me is like a bit of faking
Cause we all that you're understating
The fact that I'm here is just like fate and
Just ask Vegeta: "I'm just saiyan."

With Bridge and Walker I was rocking that mic
You better guarantee we were talking phat like
Lulz and Mic when the mic got spiked
Twas like a dragon: spotlight in the hot night
To the crowd so loud, ripping her page
We were like an earthquake woulda made the earth shake
This is the first take, feel the pure rage
When I say fuck them, can't use a cure sage

[Hook]
Stay in character, greetin' haters
Wait here's Cody, you'll meet him later
Maybe possible, highly illogical
Fuck that, put Spicer in a hospital
Hear them fans goin like RD
"OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH"
Hear them fans goin like RD
"OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH"

[Verse 4]
"Shit, we forgot Cody!" full brony
Killing ponies, I'm the new age Kony
Show me the only lonely flow the
Cold beats slowly, fully decomposing
Like a used joint in a Marley dream
Comin' in hot like I'm Charlie Scene
Shit, hardly seems like I'm a Hardy teen
Just partying, but I start to scream

Cause this search is lost like Shephard
Leading sheep to my doom, that's a record
People freak out cause that blows
I just hope that everybody here knows
That I'm tired of bullshit, tired of pipe dreams
And I know that this all just might seem
A little bit crude, but you're still getting schooled hard
I'm Cody Streets, you're simply Cooldog

[Hook]