JT Machinima - Angry Birds Rap [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Yeah!
It's your boy, Red
Word up to my cocks in the henhouse
It's about time we put these swine in their place
Uh, uh, uh

[Red]
Little piggy, little piggy
Let me come in

[Pig]
Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin
I got an appetite and I'm comin' for your eggs

[Red]
How you gonna take 'em if you don't have any legs?

[Matilda]
Airstrike inbound, got the piggies shakin'

[Bomb]
Anybody else like the smell of fresh bacon?

[Red]
Birds of a feather flock together

[Blues]
Two heads are good, but three are better

Red:
There is nothing that can hold us back
We're tearing down your walls, wood, stone and glass
Who built your house? Cuz it's useless, bro
You pigs should be on a Home Improvement show
Hey Terence!

[Terence]
What?

[Red]
Do the bulldozer
Flatten these hogs like a pork steamroller

[Terence]
My turn to fly, now the game's over
Piggies ain't safe, cuz I don't eat Kosher

[Hook]
Angry is what you made me
But when you mess with my nest, can you blame me?
Cuz I got more rage than a case of rabies
That's the reason everybody wants to play me
Piggies hate me when I get angry
I take 'em to the slaughterhouse on the daily
Like it was my job, someone oughtta pay me
Now you know what happens when you make me angry

[Chuck]
It won't be my eggs you have for lunch

[Red]
Trust him on that, because he packs a punch

[Chuck]
Beware me, I'm a very scary canary
The bird you call on when you need a Hail Mary
I make a big impact, doubling the rubble

[Red]
Chuck's got feathers you don't wanna ruffle

[Stella]
I'm the kind of birdy who stays away from trouble
But if trouble troubles me, I'm putting trouble in a bubble

[Bubble]
Somebody say my name?
I came to grab a snack

[Red]
You just ate dinner
Shouldn't you be cutting back?

[Bubble]
Well, I can't help my metabolism's fast
Besides, sometimes it pays to be fat

[Hal]
Hal's in the house, so nobody fear
I'll boomerang around 'em, then I'll pound 'em in the rear

[Red]
I'm sick of these pigs like I got swine flu

[Bomb]
Time to wipe 'em out, someone light my fuse

[Chorus]
I'm just an angry bird
Nobody's angrier
Soon enough, you will learn to fear birds
That's right piggies, ya heard it here first
Build a castle and we'll knock it down
Because we are the hardest cocks around

[Red]
Call us crazy, flying off slingshots

[Terence]
But nothing you do is gonna stop this flock

[Blues]
We're just a bunch of cocky cocks

[Matilda]
Flying high and droppin' bombs
I got these dumb hogs all shell-shocked

[Bomb]
Hope you guys like your pork cooked well-done

[Terence]
This is our nest and we're gonna protect it

[Hal]
We'll hit you pigs where you least expect it

[Pig]
Fall back, piggies!
We're surrounded!

[Stella]
Ooh, new high score
Let me tweet about it

[Red]
I got a golden egg, now you're gonna get snubbed
I'll be rolling in the dough while you're rolling in the mud

[Pig]
Throw up the white flag!
Time to surrender!

[Red]
We'll give you a whooping you don't wanna remember
Anytime, anyplace, any freakin' season
We love killin' piggies, we don't even need a reason

[Hook]
Angry is what you made me
But when you mess with my nest, can you blame me?
Cuz I got more rage than a case of rabies
That's the reason everybody wants to play me
Piggies hate me when I get angry
I take 'em to the slaughterhouse on the daily
Like it was my job, someone oughtta pay me
Now you know what happens when you make me angry

[Chorus]
I'm just an angry bird
Nobody's angrier
Soon enough, you will learn to fear birds
That's right piggies, ya heard it here first
Build a castle and we'll knock it down
Because we are the hardest cocks around

[Outro]
You know, that last line
I probably shoulda rephrased that
But, uh... Ah, whatever