J-Zone - Kill Pretty [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro: Girl talking]
Who's this funny looking nigga coming down the block?
[J-Zone]
Yeeeah bitch. My name is J-Zone. AKA Kill Pretty. Hey ladies, I know I ain't handsome but that shit don't matter cause one I get this Long Island Ice Tea in ya system, your judgement is out the window! My ugly niggas worldwide, you know how we do em, get 'em drunk and run right through 'em. Bam. Let's do it! C'mon

"I don't believe I've met this handsome gentleman."

[Verse One]
Ha
That bitch called me handsome she must be blind
Drunk, being sarcastic or outta her mind
She saw me from a block away and wanted to chill
Got up close, saw my grill and said "Ewwww"
Ha
But I don't give a fuck
Opposites attract
She said my grill looked like someone got me with a bat
About a half hour later that tequila had her buzzing
Now I'm with this chick looking like she's J. Lo's cousin
Hoes say I'm funny looking but they still chill with me
J-Zone also known as Kill Pretty
Far from a heart throb, I don't iron my clothes
And it's strange (why?) cause I can pull some fine ass hoes
They say fine ass broads got ugly men
Well that's me, her friends say "Why you talking to him?"
I got her drunk, made her think I was cute and brainwashed her
A buck sixty with clothes on and she call me "Big Poppa"
I'm not photogenic so put away your camera
Get bitch I'm energetic so I hope you got stamina
I met her ex boyfriend and crushed his pride
He like, "Baby, I can't believe you fuck with this guy."
Shit, pretty must be a city, in the South Pole (why?)
Cause I'm so far from it
See a fly chick yo
Pass the Cisco
I got her and I'm out here looking like Gizmo

[Hook]
U.G.L.Y
I ain't got no alibi
I date cute chicks but
"I am not handsome"
Tell them motherfuckers again
"I am not handsome"
Baby talking shit about me
I just need to get her drunk
And now I'm sucking on her titties, J-Zone/Kill Pretty!
"I am not handsome"

[Verse Two]
You heard what he said, I ain't handsome
I don't dress fly, you won't ever catch me dancin'
{Girl} "Damn J you looking good."
What?! Beg your pardon
There's a lie, I ain't been called "cute" since kindergarten
But I done bagged some bitches, cute bitches, yo' bitches
And I'm looking like "before" pictures in "Before and After" pictures
Got a blind date with this chick Sheraine
With an ass so big it don't fit on her frame
I show up looking dead wrong
And she's irate
I'm not a supermodel, nope, more like a primate
Bitch talking about the situation is moot
{Girl} We should've called your last album 'Sick Of Being Cute'
Bitch pissed cause I'm not cock dies'
Dyke please, don't cock tease
Just hit this Long Island Ice T
Drunk as fuck
There her judgement go
Her friend said "Girl you crazy?" "Keep this on the low."
Five drink later
An ugly nigga like me could be the star of How To Be A Player
Thanks to the booze!
Won't win no awards for being pretty
But I never had a girl that was less than a seven
C'mon

[Hook]

[Outro]
So what I'm a funny looking nigga. I had every haircut man. I had a flat top, Gumby, an afro, cornrows, blowout, baldy, cesaer, I still look fucked up. Fuck it

{girl} Damn J you looking good
"I am not handsome"
Damn J you looking good
"I am not handsome"

"You look terrible"