Kool G. Rap - Talk Like Sex [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Chorus]
"Can't ya diggit, Honey?"
"Rated XXX"

[Verse 1]
For the ladies, one hundred and ninety-five pounds of beef
Chinky eyes, curly hair, and gold teeth
Swinging with this here stud, you need practice
I'm leaving floods of blood on your mattress
I'll leave you holding your swollen backside and rolling
Filling all three holes just like bowling
Don't ask me what the price is
But it's more than your battery-operated devices
And I come fully equipped
With a temperature adjustment to heat up the tip
For demonstrations, watch me slam her
You'll notice the sound of steady pounding
Like a jackhammer once on it, you can't cop out
I'm pounding you down until your eyeballs pop out
I'm not your ordinary playa
Because you'll leave in a wheelchair, dear, after I lay ya
Get a grip on your headboard and hold on to it
Or get sent right through it
Bite your nipples when I lick 'em
Not gentle when I stick 'em, huh
I'll leave 'em lookin' like a rape victim
Any girl who steps to it
Ends up getting their stomach pumped like Rod Stewart
I do a damn good job
That's why -
Chicks are on my dick like a human shish kebab
Only nineteen and over permitted
No matter how much young girls want to be with it
You ain't ready for the bed
You still got a pussy like Isaac Hayes' head
Come back in five years
When you grow some hairs and when ya started drinking beers
I'm hitting hookers by the dozen
Making you wetter cause I fuck better than your husband
Giving your girl back spasms
Cause G Rap has 'em - orgasm after orgasm
Change the sheets? You must be kidding
You got to change the whole box spring, I ain't bullshitting
You get hit with hysteria
Cause I'm a bury a big one inside your private area
All hell is in your tush
When Kool G. Rap push pushes inside the bush
Another homegirl flinches
But I got inches for all you little wenches
The letter G is better when it comes to letter X
And I'm a talk like sex
Rated XXX

[Chorus]
"Can't ya diggit, Honey?"
"Rated XXX"

[Verse 2]
Some say that I'm nasty plus
Hookers are mad because they can't outlast me
Girl, you ain't too small
Cause I turn your grip to one size fits all
So if you're still confused when I'm screwing
Let me explain to you exactly what I'm doing
Exploring your body like a biologist
Inventing new ways just like a scientist
Tagging my name on your buns just like a printist
While I'm hurting your ass just like a dentist
You're so wild, I feel like I'm a zoologist
Stretching your shit more than a gynecologist
I'm a twist your ass to death, miss
And when you piss, you'll see more stars than an astrologist
G Rap is hot-blooded, freaking horny
Far from corny, come and jump on me
I'm not small at all, I won't break down or stall
I drive your ass up the wall
Nuts and everything are well in shape
Only thing missin' on my dick is a cape
Let's get together, honey, you never know what's next
And I'm a talk like sex
Rated XXX

[Chorus]
"Can't ya diggit, Honey?"
"Rated XXX"

[Verse 3]
Big girls try to squash me
But I think with my dick, honey, so come and brainwash me
Hit the sack cause I ain't joking
Cause when I start pumping shit up, I leave it smoking
So you better hold on tight all right
Cause my dick is a brown stick of dynamite
I stick a chick and it kills her
I'm probably related to Long Dong Silver
But it gets gooder and gooder
Every time I grab a hooker and I put her on my frankfurter
Kiss your breasts to your navel and then I skip
Cause the only thing I'm licking is your ass with a whip
And it's a real freaky scene
I'm hitting girls with their heads in a guillotine
Why, certainly I'm squirting
I bust a nut and get up and wipe my dick on your curtain
Pushing your head to the pillow
And giving more pleasure than a double-headed dildo
A big ass gets me hardened
But I fuck bitches with titties like Dolly Parton
Time or place doesn't matter to me, sweety
I'll fuck you on the "A" train while I write graffiti
In a restaurant, taking you straight to heaven
In a cab or the back of 7-11
Whether you're white and the music you like is rock
You can come and get some hip-hop cock
Consider this dick on your clitoris but never try to flex
Cause I'mma talk like sex

[Outro]
"Talks like sex"