Kris Kreezus - I am a Claus [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Beanie man]
(Silent night riff...)

[Intro]
I am a Claus
I am a Claus
I am a Claus

[Hook]
I am a Claus
Hurry up with my damn rudolph
Hurry up with them trains & dolls
Get the Sleigh out the damn garage
I am a Claus
Even though I'm a Santa Claus
Your wish list in the hands of Claus
So y'all better quit writin’ to Claus

[Verse 1]
Naughty or nice is so unlike you
Kissin' santa's ass is so unlike you
The only santa that’s not a white dude
So here's a few hating-ass children who'll fight you
If you were milk n cookies I wouldbite you
And I don't even wanna hear 'bout what children might do
Old parents mentally still in high school
Since the white beard they never liked you
Red-ass jacket with a fucking knapsack
But everybody know you brought real gifts back
Gifts was unwrapped, man, we the Wrap Pack
Dasher Dancer Donner Sleighback
Rudolph Reinder, Red Nose shining
Monop' in this bitch again, Milton Bradley
Skip this house these kids be bratty
Until the day day stop calling me fatty

[Hook]

I am a Claus
So hurry up with my damn rudolph In a family-ass residaunce
Hurry up with my damn egg nog!
I am a Claus
I am a Claus
I am a Claus

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[Verse 2]
I just talked to Jesus
He said, "What up, Kreezus?"
I said, "Climbing buildins, trying to gift these childrin"
I know elves bout yay high
Reindeer make dat sleigh fly
Su casa, mi casa
I drink milk the mosta - HO!
I am a Claus
I am a Claus
I am a Claus

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[Outro: Justin Vernon]
Ain't no way I'm coming to town. I'm a Claus