Landon Tewers - Cum Captain [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Fuck a condom that's an abomination to me
Shake that pussy in my face girl bring it to me
Wanna taste it like a fish fry, extra crispy
Think you're pregnant girl take an extra shot of whiskey
I ain't the father type, new bitches every night
I fucked her two days straight and made that bitch miss all her flights
Don't wanna meet your family, don't wanna know your friends
I'm just trying to get my dick wet in this Mercedes Benz, yeah right
I could add up every cent I've made since my birth
It's probably weighing on your brain thinking I ain't got what
You're worth, I'm the worst
Every time I try to cum inside you something tells me to pull out
Trying to lick that booty clean
But something smelled like sauerkraut

I just wanna see ya naked
It's yourself you should be blaming
I turn off my phone all my friends are home
They probably know that I've been waiting

Baby don't tell me that you're used to me
We used to fuck until your pussy'd bleed
And I'd pull your hair and try to make you scream
Baby don't tell me that you're used to me
I'm cumming inside watching you ride
Light up a smoke girl you're reading my mind
Think she might puke, still looking cute
Making it harder for me to decide
Lets make your daddy cry tonight
Making him wish that your mother had raised you right

I'm a twat hungy bastard
I've mastered the art of removing the need to ask me to give it faster
I'll cook you anything you ask me
Eating out your ass see I'm a mother fucking animal
I'm nasty
Not on birth control bitch, no problem
There's an abortion clinic down the road and I'll call em
It's the third time this week
The second I speak they're like hold your breath
Just be here by 3:00

I just wanna see ya naked
It's yourself you should be blaming
I turn off my phone all my friends are home
They probably know that I've been waiting

Baby don't tell me that you're used to me
We used to fuck until your pussy'd bleed
And I'd pull your hair and try to make you scream
Baby don't tell me that you're used to me
I'm cumming inside watching you ride
Light up a smoke girl you're reading my mind
Think she might puke, still looking cute
Making it harder for me to decide
Lets make your daddy cry tonight
Making him wish that your mother had raised you right

Well I'm a low down sucker
A poor mother fucker
My life is a bit of a rotten cunt but god damn you love her
Tilt that head back baby and I'll just like shoot one off in your mouth real quick
And if you wanted to blow a line or two
If thats the kinda thing that you like to do
And if you feel it go on drink till ya puke

Baby don't tell me that you're used to me
We used to fuck until your pussy'd bleed
And I'd pull your hair and try to make you scream
Baby don't tell me that you're used to me
I'm cumming inside watching you ride
Light up a smoke girl you're reading my mind
Think she might puke, still looking cute
Making it harder for me to decide
Lets make your daddy cry tonight
Making him wish that your mother had raised you right