Legz Diamond & The Purple Gang - Woody [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Hook:]
Big woody and me we out riding
Lookin for a sweet place to hide in
We just wants a friend to confide in
If you don’t mind at all he’ll just slide in
And you’ll find everything is ok
We can do it like this all day
And you’ll find everything is alright
We can do it like that all night

[Verse 1:]
Woody loves all shapes and sizes
I don’t think these hoes realize this
When opportunity knocks woody rises
He wanna dive right in, no surprises
When it’s time to go to work he’s not a gentlemen
When he’s knockin on your neden you should let em in
I’m a tell ya now woody is a veteran
He’s gonna hurt that ass, bring excedrin
Your booty just winked at him and blew a kiss
Who you playin ho? Woody ain’t new to this
He wanna be introduced to your uterus
We either doing this or it’s like “boo bitch”

[Hook]

[Verse 2:]
Woody been around the world samplin the pie
How the fucks he gonna know it if he don’t try?
He had to bug em, beg em, bitch em out and finally buy
So many to live for and a few to die
Woody thinks for himself calls all the plays
He blows crawl tunnels out into hallways
One day he’ll settle down yeah we all pray
He spits on em and leaves, always
Woody ain’t afraid to pop out in public
Hit the bushes like “hurry up chick”
Woody loves it, pull and shoves it
Under and above it, leavin nothin of it

[Hook]