Lemson n Dyaz the Bringer of Love n Peace - Furry Funk [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Hook: Dyaz]
Uh, swagga thru da roof, girl you can get the D
You know why? Cause motherfuckers wanna fade me
I'm in danger, so I gotta end my life dope, b
Getting it in with all my ladies, Ashleigh
Ariana, Nicole, girls, lets make a baby
And gurl, lets get down like cray-y-ay-zy

[Verse 1: Lemson aka R]
I TELL HER MEET ME IN THE CAT ROOM
Motherfuckahs say I'm da shit, no bat poo
Oh you Madd Dogg? Well I'm Mike Vick
Me n Dyaz, that's Ariana and Vic
Sprayin out my dick, call that a squirt gun
This girl's only 12 but I'm dyslexic so that's really 21
Dyaz said Scopey is WOAT, I said "cool"
We listen to that real hip hop, Kendrick Lamar Swimming Pools
This a house party, prepare the avocados
Chiefin' that Keef in Mexico, call me El Dorado
Catch me at Starbucks after midnight in a robe with my Furby
Bitches swallow my dick, call them bitches Kirby
Chocolate milk, biscuits, I'm poppin Mollies
Fuck a Friday night, I'm playin' with my dollies
Fucking a Chinese girls, vachina
FUcking a furry, vagina
I'm writing my stanzas while slowly masturbating to George Costanza
Scopey's verse always sucks like SDVG on dat banana
Ashleigh got Algernon whipped, cream
Me n Dyaz the real world leaders, Reality Kings
Fuck a car, I'm riding on a Yeti's back
Chat's full of fuckbois, everyone except me and Mak
My dick is god, my balls are Blu
So that makes your girl Below the Heavens, foo
I got a yo-yo that says YOLO
Bitch mother fucker, I lean like a CHOLO
THEY CALL ME A WHITE COLLEGE GIRL, CUZ I GONE WILD

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Algernon]
Fuck your curtains boy this is towel talk
2 TOWELS plays em right, card shark
These hard bars like scrap cars in junk yards
I grab em up smash em up and tear em apart
You’re Drake soft and fell off like car parts
Woulda held together if your verse was better but it’s not
Fuck this 16 it’s too fresh like a preteen
Drama queen causing problems making scenes
Cuz these bitches cray like ASHLE1GH pls go to slp
It’s too late and if you’re awake it’s too hard for me to creep
Got stalker eyes like cat eyes like a feline I see at night
Lem and I 2 alpha dogs pulling bitches left and right
That’s cats and dogs we party hard like Otta tonight
We’re getting tail no fake scales we’re outta sight
Dyaz is a fuck boi and he’s never seen no girls here
He’s bird shit no albatross and a god awful puppeteer

[Hook]

[Verse 3: M'Balls] (Spit dat fiyah, got 'em shook)
They want me surrounded, then I can just fire in every direction
But I’mma let the World know I won’t Trade in my Center of attention
Too mighty for any planes to come knock me down
My game is too stable for any player to come stop me now
I’m just gonna jump out, do my thing and rock the crowd
My train of thought goes off-road sometimes
Then it gets back on track and I write some more rhymes
How are you gonna compete with the craziest man born?
My flow is tighter than a camel’s asshole in a sandstorm
Black and yellow like the killer bees from a Wu-tang Clan swarm
Black and yellow like the Camaro, I can always transform
‘Cause I’m higher than Wiz Khalifa smokin' reefa on top of Burj Khalifa
Never know what to expect when I eject, but better bet I’m effective
Gave birth to so many rap lines, they made a rap abortion clinic
Looking at life in a blurred perspective, still thinking optimistic
Meaning even if my eyes are weak, I’ve got a clear sight and vision
Keep hating ‘cause it only fills the tank that lights the ignition
I’m here to splatter you hoes, and shatter your domes
I’ll bring my best no matter the show
Eating rap daily growing fatter as I go
Embracing the situation, it’s a beautiful experience
And right now today is my time of the month; period