Lil Biagg - Subzer0 [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Walking down the street got my entourage
I'll attack you with the beat—it'll be a barrage
You'll never see it coming, like espionage
So please, take a seat cuz I'm Lil Biagg

People call me names as I skip and I prance
I'm going commando, not much in my pants

Every day of the week you know I'm mafia made
Except on Tuesday, that's the gay pride parade

I lack where it matters, and I'm sure that you've heard it
But I'm not sure that it should be fucking inverted

And when your girls going down, tell her it don't grow
She should get used to nothing
To getting SUBZERO

Matty ice on the flow and what I be spittin is pure gold
My flow's like my name—it is frigid and ice cold

Been fresh on the scene since 2004
Smoking joint after joint, then I smoke two more

Fuck 3 bitches a day so I can meet the quota
Don't let me pass out stoned, so pass the orange soda

And when your girls goin' down on me, there's nothing below
You know it's less than a void
I'm packin' SUBZERO

If you want the goods, and you got the cash
Just gimme a call, you know I got the stash
And if you know a girl who wants a guy with a rash
Tell her to call me cuz I got the 'stache

Alright, if you want the stuff, you know I got the shit
Nah man I got the shit on my upper lip

I try to get girls, but I fail like a boss
When chicks gimme head, I give them dental floss

So I'm stuck with myself, and I ain't scared to flaunt
That I jerk more often than a Jamaican restaurant
They say size doesn't matter, and it's all about use
But they never say shit about penis abuse

I light up a room like I'm incandescent
But I can't reach the switch cuz I'm prepubescent

So ladies, you got my digits and I got the time
Back to Lil Biagg who's waiting here with the rhyme

They call me Indiana Jones when I'm whipping it out
I hope you aren't afraid of snakes cuz you are about
To see the king of all kings, the dick of a horse
Lemme go grab my dildo, that's what I meant of course

They say I'm apPEELing, but I ain't tryna gloat
But the entire banana finds its way down my throat
Cuz you know I love rap, Biggie Smalls, Wu Tang Clan
But I love eating balls, so I'm tuPACMAN

Because haters just love me, and that's how it is
They think that it's funny when I'm covered in jizz
Cuz I get more girls than wilt chamberlain, man
Except my stilt is more of a kickstand

Slow and steady lose races, short and fast wins em all
Went to the Playboy Mansion, but they said I'm too small
I guess my eyes aren't good, that I saw a mirage
Guess I discovered the reason they call me LITTLE Biagg

Cuz when I looked through my glasses
I saw what I show
I learned that my junk is SUBZERO