Lil Smegma - Haagen Dazs [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Lil Smegma]

I'm mad sinister, my dick is like a cylinder
Catch me doing drugs with your fucking minister
Pull up on the block in a fucking eva, nigga
Fuck Gundams, and fuck the jaegers, nigga
I only fuck with that real anime shit
Dare to disagree then get your fucking face hit (POW!)
Me and my niggas hella evil
Boy, I'll fucking kick your ass, call me Spike Spiegel
Aw shit, nigga, I got the references
Known to fuck your bitch on a pegasus
Fucking drag my dick through the breeze and
They call me Lil fuckin' Smegma for a reason
Cause I used a dick to try treason
Spraying motherfuckers with my three seasons
Seven herbs and spices, call me The Colonel, nigga
Sometimes I wish I was a little girl, nigga
Shit, dawg, with the dick I'm never rusty
Your girl's face is hella nutty from my silly putty
Aw shit, nigga, you don't want that
I'm a buff nigga, crush your fucking ballsack


[Verse 2: Yung Sizzle]

Going Super Saiyan 3 over every fucking beat
Better pray that I won't grab the heat
Look, find me in the VIP, blowing maple trees
Even though I can't roam Canadian streets
At least, me and Lil Smegma are a couple fucking G's
While, you niggas love to take D in your mouth
Got my dick out in your house
That's something for you to think about
While you're rubbing cum stains out your momma's blouse
She jumped off my dick when she heard you little shit
Broke that shit, now I'm screaming, "Fucking bitch!"
And oh, here you come, here's her son of 46
And you're only fucking here cause you got a League tournament
And you ain't even playing, you're just watching it on Twitch
And honestly, I don't even know if you're a dude or a chick
Fuck it, I'm out
Applied an ice pack on my dick and then I dipped
Cupped the codeine but I spilled it in the whip
Swerving down the road, got a call from my bitch
All I heard was, "Nigga, you done got me pregnant!"
Shit... don't drink and drive, kids
Oh, and also, don't cum in your bitch
If she says she's on the pill, that's a motherfucking fib
Slap that ho like a pimp
Sizzle