Lotus Eater Evans - How to Fix DC Movies! [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

DC Comics has been in the rut lately, and to be honest, I'M SICK OF IT! I'll pick DC over Marvel for multiple reasons, but I'm not going to argue that Marvel has grouped a collective of better movies lately. On the other hand, I think DC could do better. I don't wanna tell you guys to do your job but....

Let Us Help You People!1. Stop Playing Catch Up!Ok, I understand that a Justice League movie is what everyone thinks is going to save DC...but DC, you're going to mess up the biggest things if you set the movies release date before you got every thing done and green lit. Casting a big A-List superstar actor is not going to bring any of your target audience into the movies. As much as you don't want to admit it GOOD MOVIES KEEP THEM COMING BACK!

Sure you'll pull some curious Wonder Woman stans out of the their moms basement, but you don't want to hurry your script writers to make you a movie with an uneventful and ludicrous story. Bottom line is is....NO ONE'S GONNA PAY MONEY TO SEE YOUR CRAPPY MOVIE!

2. DC, KEEP YOUR SHIT!As far as my research shows me, Warner Brothers and DC Comics have all the rights to all of the characters in their archives. I'm sure this is a business decision that no one has to tell you because who wants to deal with the difficulty that Marvel had to go through with Fox and Sony.

3. Explore Your Universe!Let's be honest, Wonder Woman, Shazam, The Flash, and Aquaman, they all need movies! They don't have to come out one year at a time, but we all just have to realize...Justice League isn't coming out in the next 3 or 4 years. Even then there are an ass load of characters and adaptations that still need to meet their big screen debut.

And of course us fans aren't always looking at a great movie standpoint, but we still have suggestions you could consider. We are buying this shit after all.

4. Reboot the Green Lantern!We can't use Hal Jordan anymore.Yeah, DC, you fucked up your own character. You can't use him anymore. Besides, we have to use Ryan Reynolds for something completely different. However, one thing that your roster is definitely lacking is ethnic diversity. You could fix that when you reboot Green Lantern with John Stewart.

5. Lighten The Fuck Up!
I'm sorry, but I had the same problem with Man of Steel. It's just feeling too damn depressing in the DC Universe at this moment. Now I know why every one felt the way they did when the Wonder Woman costume was revieled. If you guys need to get someone to come in and Co-Direct with Zack Snyder (who's apparently in charge of everything) then do it! Do it in time for The Flash movie please!

Anymore suggestions to fix DC?•Actor/Actress suggestions?
•Who should get their own movie?