Mac Dre - The adventures of Al Boo Boo [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Not long ago in a place real far
I knocked this hutch at a grill slash bar
Fucking up some prawns n chips
Cause Mac Dre don't eat omelets
Suckin' my teeth like I'm the shit
On gin but I think it's time to switch
Bar tender give me something strong
Don't want no ice tea island long
Gimmie stoli's with Roses lime
Man I get that all the time
Throwback, Steve Larkin #80
I looked up & I saw this lady
On my momma
I ain't fat mouthin'
The bitch looked like she could suck a thousand
But her ass wasn't really all that giant
She must have been workin' her Fonda diet
Man you know she looked alike
That Filipino broad jay used to like
Bottom line, she was fine
You don't see this kind all the time
Man you know my name first is Mac
Walked up to her put down my act
I said excuse me lady is somethin' wrong?
You've been staring at pimpin' way too long
Why do you keep on eyein a nigga?
Cuddie the bitch started cryin a river?!
I said what's wrong? like a cared...
She said she caught her pimp fucking a square
I said damn you must be devastated
She said I've been with him since I graduated...
But wait a minute... you look familiar
I said c'mon now cause looks will seal ya
That's the oldest line in the book
That's bunk like dope I used to cook
She said uhh don't you rap
I said yes it is I Andre the mac
She said well uh if that's the case then wave 5 thou wow in my face
She said shes been my fan since she was 12
And if she was gonna choose it might as well be me
The M to tha D& net five thou wow choosing fee

Now this story has four possible endings
Is mac dre a going to A) reach back like a pimp and slap the ho and tell her bitch beat it
I ain't no rest haven for runaway bitchas
B) start speaking Swaheeli cause he thinks the bitch is the fuzz tryin' ta pinch pimpin
C) or does he P.I.M.P & tell the bitch put it in my pocket you beezy

I said look if you want Dreezy
You gonna have to put it in my pocket you beezy
The bitch reached in her Fendi bag and almost made pimpin' grow a shag
I said god damn bitch the bitch had 40 grand kid...
10 thousand in stacks of ten I said they gonna put you up under the pen
I said we can't do this in no bar
Let's talk about things in my car
Who is this bitch can I trust her
Took her outside to my plymoth duster
She said there's one more thing that you should know
There's one more ho and where I go she go
I said where I come from 3 is fun, plus, 1 is too close to none

Twinkle twinkle
Cow moo moo
I shit on niggas
Al boo boo [x3]