Mat4yo - Introduction [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Let me start by saying no
Intro duction is needed
You see that i'm the Beatles of these wannabe coming up rap people
I be where the evil seagulls chill with friggin bald eagles
Im chill as chilly willy 'cept my wings ain't vestigle
-bawk-
This is justin bieber and don cheadle
Not the picture of dorian or the color of delorean
This mr. popper's floppy penguin emporium
As polarly opposite as europe and california

This ain't the
Dramatic anatomy version of scrubs
Im as sick and absorbant as a sponge covered in suds
Like slow down bud, an introduction i need none
So let me grab the mic and demonstrate the way it's done

I leave rappers going green like i was Gaiwan the green
Spitting masterpieces you're all screaming leedle leedle lee
I'm the leader of this team, you're sitting bench on little league
Call me Pee-Wee cause I'm coming in your local theater screen

Im in it to win it no kiddin dont gimme an intro duction
I spit on your bottom you stick to a window you're into suction
My ego has macromastia i need a reduction
You cats sit back while this CAT raises destruction

I feel all you divas
Should listen to mat cause
I viva la vida
You viva viagra


You whack a mole cracker
Mommy packin lunch for class and
I'll be stackin bills
You're eating a sandwhich with jelly and smelly molasses
Im asking a question its simple just answer and i will leave you at the spot
Just let me come down for a second i really can't hear you from sittin on top

Do i need to teach you to steal from a detective
So that you can learn to take a hint you little limped defective
Wreck im made of steel i said, your raps are not very effective
And it doesn't help your cause that I eat fairies for breakfast -beat cuts off-

Resume
While I'm pillaging your village like the Khan
You're getting action like the men who go to nail salons
Just quit all the hissy fit pissin dont have a conniption im making you stutter
Cause "his flow so smooth you can't believe it ain't butter"

You fruit, you've got less flow than hair on men who have to wear a toupee
You just a groupay im a bigger fiasco than lupe
Now that I've pointed out your flaws and all your time is out
I bet you all feel pretty sodium chloride now