M.C. Frontalot - 80085 [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Last time I had a math class, there wasn't any internet

Invented yet. That isn't on the level but I'll try to pique your interest

With half-truths and lies

As ever, MC Frontalot feigns innocence and denies

I won't admit it. You can't make me say it:

That I dropped Calc B more than a year before Mosaic

Oh no now it's out, now it's shouted from the balconies:

That Frontalot's about to be engaging in some alchemy

I'll turn a string of operands into some smut

If that sort of thing's offensive to you keep eyes shut

Or better yet, don't even enter, into calculator, song

But if you're ready to be titillated, follow along



Ready? Go. Eighty women went to the podiatrist

Arrive: simultaneous. Soon the scene's riotous

Nine just leave. Those in the difference persevere

Packing up the lobby very tightly, domineered

By one Sally Gorey (that's her given name)

(though her title is Reception) (and professional acclaim

Is due her) (cause she did what needed doing). And it's done:

She opened up the schedule, slotted every single one

But, um... not many on a Friday afternoon!

All but an eighteenth of the women in the room

Had to vrooooom. For each remaining patient

X-rays were taken. Then the doctor took vacation



Why was that vacation germane to the math?

Cause of good data policy in the office and a vast

Abundance of caution on the part of our Sally:

Eight backups nightly, automated, and the tally

Only ever shrinking when manually deleted

All of this occurring in the box behind reception so she needed

A full backup of that box, noons

These weren't incremental, so her server needs ballooned

Who deserved to flee Duluth? The doctor was in Rio

For three work weeks and another Monday just to be so

Thoroughly relaxed upon return

Have you gathered all the facts that you needed to discern?



Morning in the office, after vacatings:

Out of those belonging to the original 80 ladies

How many digital toes were in images grand total?

Your evidence so far is largely anecdotal

And you're keen to know if any had deformity. So icky!

Ten toes per customer; this puzzle: not that tricky

Key in your calc. Check your seven-segment indicator

Now add my eliteness. Notice that the sum is greater

Than expected. You still have to subtract

Two for a pair of things Sally has that I lack

I warned you it was kind of immature; I wasn't skirting the issue

Still you snicker at the calculator. "Dirty! I need a tissue."