Mediumjay - Fuck McDonalds and KFC [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Hook: Mediumjay]
Fuck McDonalds and KFC, Their food is so unhealthy
Fuck McDonalds and KFC, Their food is so tasty

[Verse 1: Mediumjay]
One day I walked into McDonalds
I was greeted by a man dressed up as Ronald
He was handing out Coupons for 30% off
So I grabbed 4 and felt like a boss
Walked up to the counter to place my order
I couldn't have dropped the coupons any shorter
Then he said hold up, one per customer
I said bitch I wanna talk to your manager
He came out and I did shout, I'm tryna get 30 cents off this McDouble
I'll sue the roof of this place now you're in trouble
I know lawyers that deal with false advertisement
So he gave me free food for fear of punishment
Got food poisoning feeling dumb as shit
Man fuck McDonalds their Whole establishment

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Mediumjay]
It was Tuesday, so I walked into KFC
For Townie Tuesday which is so tasty
Walked in with twenty bucks
Ordered 9 meals and I pressed my luck
I walked out feeling Sick as fuck
I had heart burn and indigestion
Nausea, Diarrhea, and aflame appendix
I was regretting it, I shouldn't ave doubled down
Ordered light meat, She gave me dark brown
I'm gunna have bad gas now
I hope it doesn't make a sound
Man Fuck McDonalds and KFC
Fuck Tacobell and Wendys
Fuck Burger King and Chilli's
Fuck Pizza Hut and Moxies
Fuck Red Lobster and Arby's
Fuck Del Taco and Apple Bee's
Fuck A&W and Dairy Queen
Fuck Checkers, Fuck Subway, Yeah
Fuck Chesters, Fuck Fridays, yeah
Fuck the greedy companies, Fuck the greedy companies
I rather chill at Chucky Cheese