Mediumjay - Tha Internet [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

(DJ JEFFREY)
Holy Fuck
Where'd you find this?!?

(Hook: Mediumjay)
On the Internet
The internet, The internet, the internet, The internet
That's where I masturbate
The internet, The internet
Know that's where I like to masturbate I don't sweat

(Verse 1: Mediumjay)
Cause my keyboard is a little bit sticky
I'm like I have a lot of juice when the keyboard guy comes to fix it
I am not givin' no shits, When I fuckin' pivot my limit
I'm still going down roughly about 133
Times a week, Is that a lot do the math
I act like I'm adderall in when I'm doing this in math class
I'm advanced, I'm in science and I'm looking at a bitches ass
I'm working on that chemistry
If you don't get what I say
I'm just going hard whip you bitch like Kunta Kinte
And I don't give a fuck I'm your sensi
I'm giving you black belts in every essay
That you wrote cause I see every side
If they express yourselves then lets ride
If you express your mind
If you express your time
In this world and give knowledge to other boys and girls
Across the world, then I can see
That your about this generation or about passing it on
Down to the next one, but if your segregated
And you don't want them to do fun
And you're just worried about your one
We gon' put you at the bottom
Fuck you niggas with no condom
We gon' fuck em in tha ass
Fuck a nigga
Fuck a nigga if his school he's not gunna pass
Yo go back to school then
You gotta finish high school look at Drake shouts out that man
And I might have said that I didn't like him in the past
But I actually respect his hustle and fuck
He's been on his grind all the time
You know that we gon' do this it don't fit the rhyme
But it's all good, came from a small hood
Donwood, You know what's good
Always grippin' that wood
When I am drivin', textin' and drivin' with the drink in my hand
Shit use my knees for the steering wheel
Every time I need to stop I had to take both hands off
Fucking off the dashboard, Cause I was getting head and I was alert
Shit a Hundred Million dollars could not even bet against me in this race
There's a Hundred Million dollars sittin there I just take it
Don't give a fuck your bitch fakes it
Every time she's with you in the bed
You-- can not even get head
Me? I'm tryna punch your bitch off my head
The tip of my head you know that I had her legs spread
And she's just so sexy, I'm not selling my soul for the devil no
Sellin it for anyone, selling it for any suggestions
You know that I'm down for the win
Once you goto CashLeaders you get twins
Pair of twins, Boys or girls
Whatever you want both in your fantasy
Their the hottest one that would be for you
But they are the same so it's times 2
With their own feelings and objectives too
One wants to be a painter and one wants to be a architect
You know that I'm smart, You can flex
With me when we leave the beach
Me and you man, We're the best
We're the best, Let's go fuckin' get some towels man bro
Bro, bro, bro
I got beach ball, I'm about to bring a beach ball
Should I bring my cat?
Yo bro, bro, Should I bring my cat to the beach
Oh naw, naw the cat, that was just a joke
Ah I love Mittens, me and Mittens we about to get a couple fuckin' ice teas
"Jeff you don't bring your cat to get an Ice tea, They don't even drink Ice tea
They like a little bit of milk but only if it's warm."
Well, Well my cat likes ice tea, So fuck a nigga and what he thinks