Midnight Beast - Tik Tok Parody [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse. (Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my breezer, I'm out the door
I'm gonna be really loud
Cuz I don't care who I piss off
Yeah, I'm a real big sinner
Sometimes, I eat my dessert before my dinner

I'm talking odd socks on my toes, toes
Taking off all my clothes, clothes
Feeling overexposed
So, I put all of my clothes, uh, back on...

Flush before I wee, wee
Get arrested daily, ly
Tryin' to get a peek of some titties...

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up, kiss my butt
Cuz I'm bloody freakin nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like

Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up, kiss the nut
Cuz it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like

Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh

I stay out till eleven when my curfew is ten
"Goodnight, sweetie. Sleep well."
"Shut up, Mum! I'm on MSN!"
Now, the girls are lining up
Because we're pussy sailin'
But we punch 'em in the mouth if they're not Sarah Palin

Talkin' 'bout doing things we'll regret, gret
Menthol cigarette, rette
Butt plugs in his pet!
Woah, woah, woah...

Text sex on my Samsung
Not telling Dad Mum rung, rung
Have sex with Alexa Chung
By telling her I'm well hung
(I'm, I'm, I'm quite well hung.)

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up, kiss my butt
Cuz I'm bloody freaking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like

Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up, kiss the nut
Cuz it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like

Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh

This is the part where the rap breaks down
This is the part where drums go POW
This is the part where your balls sag down
This is the part where you pants go brown
This is the part where your dad goes out on a cold Christmas Eve to get some more milk but he never comes back because seventeen years later you find out he's had a whole freaking family with some Spanish beich and he doesn't even know your fucking name anymore!

Shut up! fuck off!

(Laughing) I'm sorry...

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up, kiss my butt
Cuz I'm bloody freaking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like

Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad
Pucker up, kiss the nut
Cuz it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy Pokerface like
Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh

Just Dance!

Bad Romance!

Now let's copy Pokerface like