Mike Mozart - Saddest Show In Town [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
You've all been cordially invited, please do not be so frightened
Out of spite I'll minus the attention that is undivided
Midgets in warm weather could never see I
That is, why y'all are considered to be shortsighted
I think you've been mis-led
Try to get in tune with these sketchy subjects, bug out with insects
Instead we, spit bullets so the names are revolving
Every track's a funeral by the way that I'm coughin'
Realize I'm the shit while dudes are wet bed sheets
The instrumental's Daddy, now I guess it's dead beat

[Verse 2]
How are you enjoying yourselves so far?
The words are, throat swabs in Pyrex cups with stoves on
Restrooms weep when I drop shit, stop stallin'
Salt thrown raised my blood pressure, heart warming
Spit like kids sneeze, until my neck bleeds
Torn ACL's, but don't try to neglect me
I hope you enjoy the viewing of my gallery
Be honest and don't just try to flatter me