Mindless Self Indulgence - Ecnegludni Fles Sseldnim [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

"Hello James, hi, I'm calling and interested in seeing if, um, I don't know, if you book this band um, that band, uh, Mindless, um, what is it, Mind... Senseless, Mindless... now what were you? Whatever, you know what I'm talking about."

JX-47 (As Performed by Steve, Righ?)
(Hidden Track @ 3:14)

Me likes to go
Down to the church
And drink him's holy water
But I don't like it
The priest don't like it
But me can't seem to help it
Sail away-o
Away-o
Me live me life free like a birdie
Cause me likes me
Me likes what me do
And me can't seem to help it

I went to the zoo and saw some monkeys
(monkey sounds)
I went to the zoo and saw some monkeys today
(monkey sounds)
I saw the giraffe but he didn't make any sounds

Sometimes me bad
I forgot the words

We are going on
A field trip! (x9)
Mr. Lori's gonna be there too
And Mr. Harry, he drives the van

Sometimes me bad
Eat me dental floss
Pull him Jesus from the cross
Touch me thing…thing

Somebody stole my Amy Grant records today

Me think me turn 22 today
I hope somebody gave me a present
Cause me turn 22 today
But they're not as pretty as Barbara Mandrell

Then the milkman came…

The milkman came and he took some fish
He took some fish, now me crying
Me crying
The milkman make me cry

Then the mailman came...

Make me pee-pee on the floor
Hide me sandwich in me drawer
Hit my head against the door

(mumbling)

Me likes to go
Down to the park
And take him's nuts from him squirrels

You know what time it is?

It's the closet for me
The closet for me
Him so dark me cannot see
It's the closet for me
The closet for me
Mr. Harry says that will teach me

(No, I don't wanna do the special olympics one.)

My friend is the seat on my toilet
And he always seems to shout at me
"Oh, mister, don't you pee on me"
When I'm shitting it's a totally different story
Then he doesn't seem to pay me mind
He's not afraid of my fat behind
And on the unfortunate occasion
When I miss the bowl and pee on him
He lets me off with a smile and a warning
"Don't do it again"