(Music: ??)
"He won it. An unprecedented third time. Perhaps he is the greatest of all time, M–. Three time heavyweight champion of the world, M–. Ladies and gentlemen. Presenting the undisputed, the undefeated heavyweight champion of the world...."
"Mix"
"Master"
"Mike"
"Oh yeah. It ain't over motherfuckers."
"Aw yeah!"
"Awww yeah."
"Awww" "Fuck" "Yeah!"
"Man, get with that rough shit, man, you know how we do."
"You wanna take my title, yo you'll be alright."
"I know you're gonna dig this."
(Staticky voice)
"Oh, things are different when you're out with your buddies."
"I know, I know, I'm fly bro"
"Mike!"
"The master, master jam"
"Mike!"
"The mother fuckin' goddamn master"
"Step up if you wanna get" "Beat down"
"Yes, it's the original"
"Aw sh–"
"Ey! Ey! F***ed your mother in the **s and she had you, alright?"
"Hehah!"
"One, two, three!"
(Chanting)
"Did you say something boss? Hmm?"
"Give me that so I can smoke this mother fucker."
"You are know about to witness the strength of"
"What the fuck, motherfucker?"
"Mix Master Mike, who is the world's number 1 DJ, the supreme"
"You are know about to witness the strength of"
MUZIK'S WORST NIGHTMARE
MUZIK'S WORST NIGHTMARE
MUZIK'S WORST NIGHTMARE
"Pigs can't get it, the niggas they got it" (x3)
"All you other DJs..."
"You wanna battle?"
"M-I-K-E"
"Man you're crazy"
"Huh hu heh heh heheheh."
"Man you're crazy"
"Nigga, is you crazy?"
"Yeah!"
"3 and to the 2, and 2 and the 1" (x4)
(1 / and to the 2 and 2 and to the / 3 and)
"Now it's time to put they ass into the mix"
"Biatch... West Coast flava" (x2)
"Are you ready for"
"Mike the man" "the mix" "master"
"M-I-K-E" "the mix masta"
"Uhh!"
"It's the master"
"Tearin' shit the fuck up"
(???)
"I'ma give it to ya"
"Man"
"Ha! Ha!"
"You'll never have the skills like mine."
"Come on"
"Any mother fuckin' contender"
"It's only one" "Raw" "Mike that you know, it's"
"WEEELLLL"
"Yo cut"
"I can bug out" "To!"
"Mike!" "Mike" "Mike"
"Every single day"
"When I flex shit I wreck shit
It's not unexpected"
"Ha ha" "Might take a cruise around the planet"
"Huhu ha ha!"
"Why has it got to be" "Mike!" "on the cut?"
"Because"
"You don't understand what I'm kickin'"
"Yo cut"
"Sorry!"
"You ain't got enough soul!"
"Get off my dick, nigga!"
"Stay off his dick!"
"Oh yeah"
"You come in my realm, you get beat"
"Like this"
"Yeah, nigga, what's up with all that motherfuckin' shit you was talkin', nigga?"
"Sonic boom!"
(Various Street Fighter 2 sound effects)
"Uppercut!"
"Oh yeah."
"You got knocked the fuck out, man!"
"Biatch!"
"Never ever ever fuckin' whack"
"How can I make you understand?
I get ill on a posse with my goddamn hands"
"And who the fuck are you?"
"And if you don't like it, get the fuck out."
"Well, well, well!"
"WEEELLLL"
"Wanna battle me, now that's strange behavior"
"Ha! Haha hehehahaow!"
"Boing"
"Uh, Uh"
"Boom! Ping! Buck! P–"
"Wa-psh, wa-psh, wa-psh psh"
"The motherfuckin'" "Mix Master"
"Mike!" "Mike" "Mike!"
"M-I-K-E"
"Don't give a sheeeyit"
"Swingin' through your town like your neighborhood Spider-man!"
"He's got radioactive blood"
"Mix Master!"
"What is it that you look for in a woman?"
"He don't give a fuck." "Fuck the whole damn crew."
"Oooo-ooo-oooo."
"And gives up the cash."
"That bitch is slippin'"
"Take that, motherfuckers."
"Ooh, bam, got" (x2) "Damn!"
"God damn!"
"Deeper and deeper, I hope you understand it."
"Mother fucker"
"I don't think so"
"When niggas bite"
"I give 'em my motherfuckin' asshole"
"Heh heh heh hem hmm hmm hmm."
(Music = ??)
"There's only, there, there, there's only
There's only one, Mike that you know"
(Music = ??)
"I'm harder than the hardest, hard as hard can get"
"Mix master! Do you agree?"
"I'm harder than the hardest, hard as hard can get"
"All weak motherfuckers give my ring a kiss"
"I'm harder than the hardest, hard as hard can get"
"It's time to let you know who you're fuckin' with"
"Takin' out every sucker DJ in the place"
"Mother fuckin' cracker jack need to step the fuck back"
"It's time to let you know who you're fuckin' with"
"Ha-ha hahaha, check out this bizarre"
"Patna?"
"Do you want some of this?"
"Hell no"
(???)
"It's time to let you know who you're fuckin' with"
"Mix master" "Woo-ha!" "Mike, Mike"
"Mix master" "Mike! Mike, Mike, Mike!"
"Mix master" "Woo-ha!" "Mike Mike Mike Mike"
"The M the I, the K the E"
"Here we go!"
"Don't front, suckers"
"DJ!"
"You wanna keep bitin'?"
"Patna?"
(???)
"Like this!"
"When will mother fuckers learn?" (x3)
"Check it! One-two! You don't wanna step to!"
"Mike!"
"The original, yes I am the boss"
"Mother fuckin' cracker jack need to step the fuck back"
"Hit-hit-hit hit, hit me"
(Scratching)
(More scratching)
"Suckas"
"I (???) my grip"
"I take, I take take, I take over the plate"
(Scratching)
"Tell them other niggas who know me
Tell 'em who's the boss"
"Ah, bitch!"
"Word"
(Scratching)
"Woo-ha!"
"All that scratching is makin' me itch"
(Scratching)
"Are you ready?"
"I get, I get hardcore, man
From the underland a fuckin' wonderman"
"Why has it got to be so damn, so damn, damn tough"
(Scratching)
"Stop and stare at, stop and stare at... people stop and stare at"
"Mike"
(Scratching)
"The creator of the hip-hop style"
"Um, water is insubstantial. By that I mean you cannot grasp hold of it. You cannot punch it and hurt it. So, every gung fu man is trying to do that. To be soft like water and flexible and adapt itself to the opponent."
"He will be the one who will (???). Take care of that scoundrel."
"Step up" (x3)
"We are joined now by Mix Master Mike."
(Boing boing boing)
(Bells)
(Music = ???)
"Uh, like that, yeah"
(Music = "Riders on the Storm" by The Doors)
"You know we keep it moving, I said we keep it moving
Baby we be moving, you know we keep it moving"
"Serial killer"
"They don't know I'm wicked, when I start to kick it"
"Keep it and I start an adventure" ???
"Yeah, this is Grand Wizard Theodore, the creator of the scratch, and you're listening to the serial wax killer Mix Master Mike, he got it goin' on. If you don't know, now you know."
"Bust it!"
"We've got a mechanized monster... that eats people"
(Scratching)
"If you feel like movin'"
"Heyaeyaeyaeyeyyy"
(A quite inverted scratch of that)
"If you feel confused, and"
"Oh my god!"
"Oh, man! I'm the baddest! Hip hop man! Across the world!"
(Scratching)
(Roar)
"I'm a turntable manipulator"
"Turntable wizard Mike Schwartz, better known as Mix Master Mike"
"I'm a turntable manipulator"
"Mix Master Mike"
"If you're partying in the club, you might stop and see what's going on, to watch somebody like Mike."
"I'm a turntable manipulator"
"He's the premiere scratch DJ on the planet."
"But his world doesn't revolve around the club scene"
"I'm a turntable manipulator... it's an instrument"
"Keep on scratchin'"
