Mr. Vegas Rap - Worst Rapper Alive [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Stanza 1]
Yo imma tell you something bout me
Im 16 and dont live in the west or the south east
All this constant hatred but i finally had found peace
With a great group sippin grey goose on my couch see
Ive been bullied my whole life
But dont have the full right
To go and just pull knives
When i get in a school fight?
Cool right?
So now i fight via words
And it might be absurd
But mike you a herb
You a dike you a bird
Im the type you prefer
So you like to observe
Your just like your fag friend james bertini
Who claims i wouldn't fight him but he never came to see me
Cause jon kraus got involved and he got scared he'd get his eyes split
But that was 2012, so lets get back to my shit
I always was a quiet kid
I obsessed over these cars and i never knew just why i did
But reagardless at like 9
I started to write rhymes
Recorded at night time
And fought at a white line
That line that i crossed often
Id cough and id start barfin
Got lost in a dark coffin
Im barkin and Arks narcing
Fell off of the train tracks
Then often i came back
To start from the same path
But damnit im still standin
And spammin em
Fill cannons with antonyms
Pills stamina and the drums
How come i put out a song and people laugh at it?
Cuz im into rappin quick
And i dont spit no mid-gone happy shit?
What the fucks with that?
Im never looking back saying fuck my past
And everybodys bloody lips they can touch my ass
And yo to the kids who said i can't write cuz im white from a rich town
Sit down
You dont wanna fuck with this now
Ill punch you in your fucking face but i dont got no fists out
Bitch pow

[Verse 1]
You think this a fake? devins whole image?
Remebering the day at my 7th ball scrimmage
When i took the kids helmet, beat him with it
Cuz he stole my seltzer and cheetos wit it?
Either way i dont needa say satan 23 a day
Just for me to play damn
B it can't be an ambien
Hanvy'll hand me a xany and
You can feel the ambiance when we in
This corner with a man who pissed on her
And a venomous daughter
Caught up wit her wrists sawed off
Sort of like a slaghter house
But
First off im not a human body
Im the worst thoughts jerked off from illuminati
Cursed soft, burped broth at the woman with her purse lost yappin "you just shot me"
Judas got me thinkin that id work off a new bugatti
Dude he brought me just the coolest jewish posse
Fucking rude and cocky
There is nothin you can do to stop me
Heard i keep it rollin like a movie? true, we choose to ride
Everything i do i keep it movin like its do or die
Fuck with me? you suckas see ya suicide
In chucky cheese, you nothing b in judas eyes
Girls gimme nothing butt head so im tryna find beavis
And ive got enough bread to feed an unborn fetus
Most you pussys probably heard of vegas
All around the world im faced wit murder cases
Im a hot demon if you fuck wit me youll meet a beast and
I dont stop beefin till i leave em needin breathin treatments
Went to indonisia for a weekend started speakin manderese and man Teresas hands are freezin
Man i needa plan to leave her
And a reason dammnit
Manic get another rubber mother fucker
Make you suffer with a muffler
I dont trust your cuz for nothin (nothin)
Nothin gonna stop for satan
If they fuck with Josh or Jake then
Ill be taking shots to save em
Wait theres fuckin 5 more
People that id die for
Ali, Dutchie, Mike and Derek
Shit thats only like 4 and i dont wanna write more
Yes im fucking white, whore
You pull up in a white ford
I pull up in a benz (werd)
Sip the burbon, hit the curb an
Then swerve
Hundred fifty songs and you ain't never heard the n word
Ima fucking caucasian
Better get ya balls, save em
Cause you know that ill break em
Bakin bacon in a cake
And i been waiting patient
For the day that arks facing
Vegas with his narc face and
Wait im just disturbin the peace wit
The words that i speak shit
Hop up off my shit cause you worthless to me kid
Still searchin for the fuckin purpose you breathe bitch
Rot in peices 'neath the fuckin earth in the streets uh
Truth is i was first
To write a verse and emerge
Out the fucking ground and now my town
Just drowns me out
Im caged and days i raise the blades-
The razor blades that Spade has saved
To rape the face of hatred wait
Juts incase your brain is worms
Ill say again in laymens terms
Save it bitch
Your just a atheist who making shit with asian kids
Ooh my screws are loose
But deuce and truth
Have showed me how to do the do
And now im only true to who?
Me and dude we fight with fists and knifes
Its stupid shit you risk your life
And just to frickin diss some guy
This is why im pissed at god
For givin me this gift i got
And Mark is actin tough
Cause he got Ray to back him up
And they can say a bach of stuff
But i got so much shit against em
And he knows it is offensive
I ain't under no hypnosis bro your flow is so repulsive so
Just like my dude im boutta blow
And this is fucking how i show
All of you i dont like
I really hope you all die
And now i wanna brawl, why?
So i can run up in that bitch with 6 inch fuckin tall knives
And start stabbing people in the moment
I dont know who
I hate the fucking whole school
Espesscially you Doo Stacks
Think that you a cool cat
All you is a rude fag (true that)
Vegas why is drew mad?
Drew i know your mad your the baby that your momma dropped
Used to loved me now you hate me? fuck your drama stop
Saying im obsessed with eminem you on his cock
And dont even lie you ride deuce fuckin just as hard
I bet you crop their fuckin pictures on your christmas card
So disregard everything he said
Cuz if you really want the static faggot bring the feds uh
I had been waiting paitent
Till the day i made that statement
And i remembered what deuce and the crew said about the Vegas Nation
They told me it was great and

(Deuce)
And they ain't gonna expect it. you know what im saying? they ain't gonna expect it when it hits them...

[Verse 2]
Fuck the venom then im fucking back with a vengence
Packin a ten inch blade
And i came with a henchman
Intended to smack the attendents
Of this whack school
And this screwed up stupid superintendent
What did i mention
That none of them got fucking suspension
Or stuck in detention?
And i got expelled just because of a sentence?
So suck it im benching nothing
I aintt in the position bitch to be fucking lifting shit
Maybe cause nothing im my life done ever worked out
Skirts down
Imma fuck you all raw
So lets see who hurts now
Imma be the worst-wow wait i fucked up the beat. fuck fuck fuck...

(Young Dutchie)
Cause young dutchie and vegas thats the recipe

(2Pac)
Before i leave make sure everybody heard
Know i meant EVERY MOTHERFUCKING WORD

[Verse 3]
All the freakin beef i eat youd think id have a heart attack
And all this Lil Wayne talk, i call that shit the Carter Yak (cardiac)
And yall just gotta work it out, but i ain't want no part of that
I have a different mind set than any other artist has
Always first never second
Im protecting
My spot in this game
I got SSP, yes it be a deff win
Now with Flexx Kid in my section
Make your motherfucking head spin
Hit you with a zeppelin
Cause its God we trust
Ill run up in the bronx yelling YB's UP!
Yo that is really all that ive got to say
Yo we are not the same
Cause when the cops had came
Yall was actin like a rabbit and just hopped away
If i can hit em with my spit then you can cop the flames
Word capture the fire
But im still the motherfuckin worst rapper alive....right?....

[Stanza 2]
But "hes not a rapper oh no he fucking can't be"
People just dont understand me
I ain't all about calling out and dissing, but i stick up for my family, my crew and my self
Hell, i know i ain't no damn G
But i know that i can choke you till you can't breathe
Times i just dont understand fully the fact
That i was bullied for rap when im a poet at heart
But then, i know it can start again
I feel it in my veins every time that i spark the pen
But i can't make you feel the pain i had
Nor can i fuckin change the past
But listen man im telling you
If you went through what i went through
I swear you'd be just like this too...

(Deuce)
Hahaha you know you love this shit..