Nalyd - Soggy Cereal [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Nalyd Ecitsuj]

Holy. Calamity
Scream. Insanity
No disrespect to Christianity but god ain't never been a fan of me
Afghanistan boogeyman, 911 fantasy
Which means I drop kamikazes relentlessly
Eventually, You twats gonna be looking groggy
Fuck you for making my cereal soggy
I'm sorry for questioning religion
I'd rather eat of the head of a pigeon like Ozzy in a press conference
Smidgen of bird shit on my eyeball sockets
Buzz Aldrin's gonna punch your ass so hard you representing the Toledo Rockets
Rockets go to space, Up in the sky
Fuck 3G bitch, I'm using wi-fi
Smelled many blunts, but I've never been high
Think you can do what I do but you shouldn't even try
I am too qualified
Got a P.H.D in this field so get outta my sight
Get out of the ear shot. Jackpot
Bombs over Boston. I'm a lyrical pressure cooker and I go tick-tock
BOOM! CRASH! POW!
Something like a comic book
They said work on your flow Dylan
Damn, I am an Islamic atomic threat to society like North Korean notoriety
Half-ass straightedge because I dig the sobriety
D.U.I on the track
(D)oomed (U)ntil (I)ndependent
I'm a draft message and the insecure little fuck didn't send it
I'm a misfit so stay distant
I got diarrhea which means I shit SHIT
That was obvious like a tweet from a lobbyist
That's only job is social media stimulator
Hasta La Vista, I am the Terminator
Huffing on my little respirator
Now drop that fat ass like a sack of potatoeses
Giant Clock it's time for the flava flava
You asked what? who? Do you want a favor favor?
Girls are like 5 gum is awesome at first but bitch you lost your flavor
I wouldn't piss on your flame or throw you a giant candy life savor
And if you was floating in the ocean
What's with all the commotion?
Death turns me on so I'm looking for the closest bottle of lotion
Wait was that too far?
Did that last line give me a demotion?
I hate when I'm at Chuck E Cheese and I done used up all my tokens
Potion! I'm joking
Let me start again before I go and finish
Caress my ass and lick my pooch, Feed my fish and pet my pooch
LICK MY GOOCH!
FUCK
(laughter) And if you don't you're a rotten egg
So many fake twitter passwords I can unlock with my head
I was talking about my penis
What? You never tried unlocking your cell phone with your wang? Dang!
I'm bout to go out with a bang
Throwing boomerangs at Boom Boom Da Don's tits
Eating ramen noodles with so many bottles of parmesan cheese sticks
I'm forty billion tracks away from being a phenomenon jeez
Fewhoursgon. 6 in & 6 to go
I once tried a lemon snow-cone. You wanna bite it?
It's really cold
The cold wind blows and so do those
Wanna have a bad bitch sucking me off like a vacuum hose
Water hoes, there's a metaphor. Another thirsty whore looking for a war
I hate going through my interactions on my twitter bar they say
Fuck you Dylan her Grandpa died four fucking years ago
Here is a flow for you
Oh don't cry. I was just tryna cheer her up
You have no tits. C'mon that bra is a push-up
Trying to make em' look bigger
You can call me the emo wigger
But I don't care cause I'm a motherfucking Tigger
I'm Winnie The Pooh, Honey. That's retro Angry Danny's favorite word. Dummy
And if you don't get the reference then you don't know who the hell I am
My name is Justice so I guess I'm related to Uncle Sam
Red,White & Blue these colors are hack
I'm constantly adjusting my backpack
Trying to eat a cinnamon pastry
Ryan Buller that's Syringe 3 baby!
Fucking waitresses for a biscuit
Play mini-golf with Brett Moorefield then split SHIT!
If violence is the answer then this is my audition to be a Black Panther
Malcom rated eX and the eX marks the spot for my treasure
Looking at your awkward face listen to this entire track is my pleasure
Liar, Liar Jim Carrey but you can call me. Fletcher
Master of disaster in my head
Got a retired dream-catcher
I couldn't think of a rhyme so I need some shock value
Um Cunt,Nigger,Black Cock uh Flickr?
The End?
Yeah I'm pretty good aren't I? Yeah