Onemanband - Pronouncement [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

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**car starting/door slams**

Passenger: Man its cold as fuck out here. Why haven't you fixed your damn heater yet?
Driver: I've been meaning to... I just haven't gotten around to it
Passenger: Thats what you said last month. Damn... procrastination at its finest
Driver: Do you have any idea how expensive it is to fix a heater?
Passenger: Nope
Driver: Neither do I
**Woman walks in the middle of the road and passes out**
Passenger: Hol up hol up what the fuck is that? Is that a woman?
Driver: What the...
Passenger: Hey pull over right here. Pull over right here. Ma'am? Ma'am you need help? Shit she won't wake up. What do we do?
Driver: Well, lets move her off to the side of the road before she gets run over by a car
Passenger: Alright, I'll grab the head you grab the legs?
Driver: Yeah, lets do it. Ok you got her?
Passenger: Yeah
Driver: Ok on the count of three... one... two... thre--
**Woman wakes up and attacks the two people**
Passenger: OH SHIT!!
Driver: What the fuck?!?!
**Driver pulls out his gun**
Passenger: Ahhh she's bitting my neck man
**Driver starts shooting at woman**
Driver: The fuck?
Passenger: This bitch is crazy man shoot this bitch!
Driver: I am she won't die!
Passenger: What?
Driver: She won't die!
Passenger: The fuck you mean she won't die? Shoot the bitch in the head already!
Driver: I'm trying man but the bullets keep on coming out of her skin
**Woman turns around and runs towards Driver**
Driver: OH SHI---

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