Party Fun Action Committee - I Shoulda Known [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

It's Friday night, I want to get my swerve on
The club is hopping, let's see what's popping
And uh the ladies were jocking, the fellas are clocking
The Cris is pouring; tonight it's a sure thing
See I got my American flag du-rag on so you know that I'm looking top notch
I'm just looking for a girl to bag ya'll
So I can take her home and play hopscotch on her pussy
Now I see this fly honey all alone at the bar
I give her a glance in my b-boy stance
I roll up to her and I ask her her name
She squeezes my thigh, and she whispers "Lorraine"
So I looked in her eyes, and knew it was on
Then she grabbed my hand, and let me tug her thong
And the next thing I knew, we were in my whip
Driving to my crib, while she's suckin' my dick
So we got into the house, and the temperature rose
We made out for awhile and I sucked on her toes
I kissed her on the neck, and I headed downtown
To lick that coochie, but a hairy dick flopped down!

I should have known... she was six feet tall
I should have known... I mean the broad was broad
I should have known... by the size of her hands
I should have known... that she was a man
I should have known... her voice was kinda low
I should have known... by the Adam's apple in her throat
I should have known... that she had a plan
I should have known... that the bitch was a man

It's Friday night, just finished rocking the show
My encore song was nice and slow
Ladies are scoping, the fellas just hoping
Me, I'm just chilling, backstage smoking
I see some girls flashing their backstage passes
I tell the bouncer let em in, cuz they have fat asses
Oh my my, these girls looked fly, fly fly
But there's one in particular, she caught my eye
So I kicked my game, and before you knew it
We were in the bathroom, ready to do it
But I said, wait a minute, let me get my camera
Cuz I'mma make an amateur porno
First scene, I'm pissing on your picture
Second scene, we all getting nailed
Third scene, that was the worst scene
That's when I found out you were only thirteen
I fucked you so hard, that your backpack packed off
And out dropped your I.D., date of birth: '90
What's done is done, and I can't do nothing
So I opened up your mouth and took a dump in it

I should have known... by your little pink backpack
I should have known... by the stupid way you fucking act
I should have known... when I signed your Highlights magazine
I should have known... that you were only thirteen
I should have known... by your underdeveloped breasts
I should have known... you kept talkin' bout some math test
I should have known... by the way your braces gleam
I should have known... that you were only thirteen