Phone & Rock - Dank! [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

The mrs round on friday night
Your johnny smells an awful fright
It's such a wretched putrid grotty stink
You wash your business in the sink
And go to fetch another drink
Then suddenly your nose hits the air

Something smells unclean (what's that stank?)
Someone get the pine o clean (that's dank!)

And while you're cleanin'
You accidentally cream and
You're covered in semen (oh yeh)
You reach for the kleenex
And not for a sneeze it's
Now stuck to your penis (oh no)

Your dick in the trough
Peeled the tissue off
Old girl walking in
Says you smell like shit

That's dank!