Phone & Rock - Spot The Hazard [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Spot the hazard
Assess the risks
Make the changes

Glen Jakovich
Kicked a goal from the cricket pitch
I thought it was pretty bloody sick
But he wasn't wearing his hi-vis
Oh struth heck, better think quick
If there was a forklift he might get hit
And when he picked up the footy did he stop
Stop, think, and lift?

Ben Cousins
Smoking crack at the MCG
Everything was all bloody sweet
Til he spilled his puddle on extension leads
Oh blooming heck, jeez louise
Benny's gonna get fried like KFC
When you see a hazard it's your responsibilty
To make sure you clean it all up safely

Billy Brownless
Kicked one over a wheat silo
That kick was very bloody high bro
I didn't see him stretching his thighs though
Oh blimey goodness me oh no
Lactic acid is going to flow
Which causes sore muscles, does he even know?

So many changes we must make
Never do anything unsafe
Tell my boss that I'll be late
We've rounded up the union
And they're cleanin up the place

Just for next time