Phone-EG - Phone-E's Revenge II [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Big Squidward]
N'yeah! Big Squid talking
I ain't VonMar but I'll put him in a coffin
Squid & Phone-EG pull guns fuck the talking
And like Rogers Internet, we load em very often

[Verse 2: Phone-EG]
Shoot him on a bike call me G.I. Matt Hoffman
Swing on a nigga like my name Alen Hanson
The pump shockwave had him jumping like Harden
Now that Squid's with me, you niggas really have a problem

[Verse 3: Big Squidward]
Squid get on it, early in the morning!
Mans better bring their milk
Bullets hot like scotch bonnet
I got my big gun, I call it Dr. Robotnik
Pull that bitch out, lose your rings like Sonic

[Verse 3: Phone-EG]
Oh! So we're on the gun talks!
My gun so fuckin' fat, I had to take it for a walk
My black Glock? I forgot I had this
I have too many guns they stay at a different address

[Verse 4: Big Squidward & (Phone-EG)]
Yo fam, chill! Don't reveal my secret weapon!
(The one that'll bite a man like King from Tekken?)
No, not that one! That one is too small
(Talking about the one that'll blow China's Great Wall?)
No man! That gun is just minor!
(The one that'll turn a pilot into a skydiver?)
Phone-E think dog, yo! you're getting a man heated!
I'm talking about the one I used to heat Venus!

[Verse 5: Phone-EG]
I'll shoot off your penis, Phone-E really means this
Shoot off your hands and tell the man to clean it
Give him a little Kleenex, this is so scenic
Want to stitch your hands back? Here's the number to my steamstress

[Verse 6: Big Squidward]
N'yeah! Big Squid on this bitch!
Greasing down your baby moms then me and Phone-E switched
I had a ting fiending, Squid was feeling on the tits
Pulling on her nappy braids, I filled her with that _____

[Verse 7:Phone-EG]
I fucked her with two bucket hats, one on each head
The ting saw the lights, dick had her nearly dead
I fucked her till the nappy braids turned into dreads
Ting wasn't ready for Phone-E's revenge

[Verse 8: Big Squidward]
Squid got her dressed for home, ready for the journey
Buddy had her passed out, should have had her on a gurney
Threw some glasses on her cause we don't have a gurney
Squid had her on the TTC like Weekend at Bernie's

[Interlude: Phone-EG & (Big Squidward) talking]
Yo, just Google that movie if you don't know what it is, cause it's really a
Funny movie. Basically, the mans friend, he's kinda passed out, and they put like
Glasses on him and ting like that. Basically made him look alive when the ting was like
Dead. So basically that's just what me and Squid did. Like the ting was dead

(We're good people at heart, you know what I'm sayin. [?], but anyway, we're pretty much
Done now, bye!)

[Verse 9: Phone-EG]
Are you fucking blem?!
Bucket hat on cause I'm a real-ass nigga
Slang the rock on the block, no I'm not Jigga
I showed you mans in number one, now we're back for number two
Big Squid with me, Squid show em what we're about to do!

[Verse 10: Big Squidward]
Big Squid 'bout to just squirt on the track!
Squid had no tissue, Squid squirted on her back!
Squid grab the mac and attack your backpack
Squid shoot at hats, snapbacks and ass cracks

[Verse 11: Phone-EG]
Phone-E see you smoking loud packs and yack that!
Super big shockwave children stand back!
Phone-E punched him in his neck, knocked off his hat
Punched him during lunch. Dinner? Still can't find that

[Verse 12: Big Squidward]
Squid hit the trees like George of The Jungle
Smoke the sticky green that will make Goliath tumble
Blunt long like Rapunzel, Squidward let down your blunt bro
I got so fucking frass, I thought my father was my son yo

[Verse 13: Phone-EG]
Phone-E and Squid come like batty and bench (x5)
Beef and it's a slumber party, you and your friends
You should have thought twice before coming to my ends
Battried your ting and then she made us toast, French

[Verse 14: Big Squidward]
N'YEAH!
Big fucking Squid is back, shank you like a fat man, I know where the liver's at
When it's beef, I'm like your dukes, I know where your kids is at
Squid switch up cultures and beat you with a cricket bat
Cut many bitches off, Edward Scissor Hands
My man take the beat and please don't give it back

[Verse 15: Phone-EG]
Phone-E pull out burners longer than a long day
Use my name the wrong way, pussy bombs away
When the cannon's out, it better sing like A. Grande
When it's beef, Phone-E walk with the K like Kanye
That's Kim Kardashian for you mans that missed that
Come through like a bull and charge at the mans I'm pissed at
Mans that make a diss track are the mans I bust clips at
Listen when I say hold your lips back
Cause my gun barf like a man that can't hold Liqs back
If beef is your ting, skip Phone-E like a shit track
Cause you against my bazooka is an unfair mismatch
Just copped a silk bucket hat, it's nice I get that
But keep fucking grilling and I'm aiming at your six-pack
Phone-E

[Outro: Phone-EG & (Big Squid) talking]
Tank you for listenin'!
(I hope you guys enjoyed the music that we made, we put a lot of time into this
So I hope you guys really enjoyed this!)
Tanks!