Piff Gang - Bionic [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Alright so basically
You're a complete cunt
And that's the fact of life
Horrible, nasty piece of work
Me, shit

[Verse 1]
I'm the grooviest chauvinist from the Soviet
Smoking that potent odourous
Zoning like it's an opiate
Drink drive?
I ain't the soberest motorist
Swerve and then coast in my whip
'Till I totally total it, uh
Next week, I be relaxing on the seat sure
Smoking Cali weed
Straight jamming like a rebore
Shouts to Tree boy
You owe me some green boy
Chewy boy
Chomping on some 'shrooms like they're chewy toys
Shit
And that's that crucial cracker fucking tripping
Supercalifragia-expiala-mind your fucking business
I just wanna fuck some bitches
That got model figures
Get 'em out their knickers
And perform a lot of cunnilingus
That's never too much to ask
Humphrey Bogart
I take two puffs and don't pass
Roll past
Two sluts in my old car
Souped up so it goes fast
I'm souped up so I go fast

[Hook][x2]
New song Ipod it
Flow's iconic
Roll like chronic
Dro's bionic
My dro's bionic
(That's that crank you like)
My dro's bionic
(That's that crank you like)

[Verse 2]
Uh
I'm the waviest baby
I'm from the 80s
Weather's changing
I'm draped in black up to my eyes like Saudi Arabians
Yeah I'm blazing on, hazing them to the cranium
My day done came and went
I sit with my eyes red like Damian
Bumping ODB
Blue slim, not OCB
I practise OPP
Fuck she wanna suck it off
She got OCD
I don't love her I fuck her off
Some call it a fuck-ery
If I took that rubber off
She would [?]
Fuck that I'm gone, long for me
All I want, luxury
All my songs, monster beats
All I'm on, lots of Ps
Think it's just a phase
Let 'em keep dreaming
I've got your bitch creaming
Plus my weed's screaming
That two-toke to break your chest and have you deep breathing
My jacket is one of a kind
So whenever I rock it I get a unique feeling
Competition's peak for them man cos pizzy's peak
Life's a beach and this is that new wave
[?]

[Hook][x2]