Pink Guy - Dick Pays Rent [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I let the beat drop like old people with polio
(that's actually really fucked up)

[VERSE 1: Santa's Brother]
Bitches can't handle my shit
They get really excited when they see my dick
My dick pays rent, and my dick pays quick
So I got a little story that'll rattle your tits
Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road?
Because it was disabled
The doctors say I have a disease
But I find that really fucking hard to believe
I hang dogs from trees so I can raise the ROOF
I turned around way too fast and knocked things off the shelf with my dick
Now it's really red and blue like lilo and stitch
Now it's really starting to itch, hepatitis
This beat drops like my balls at the age of twelve
My nipple shrivels up like a dehydrated elf
I shot an old man in the kneecaps (X2)
They call me moose knuckles
Because when I sit down, you can see my balls stick out like moose knuckles
I get diseases from the great sex
I'm coughing up blood so I'm gonna pass the mic

[VERSE 2: Pink Guy]
Bitches can't handle my shit
They get really excited when they see my dick
My dick pays rent, and my dick pays quick
So I got a little story that'll rattle your tits
They call me mr fancy pants, with these nasty rants
They wanna get a little mr magic man
They want a little fire from the land Japan
So I give a little hell for these faggots man
I shake things up like parkinson's on these faggots with cars and rims
Cuz we're having a blast
Like Kim Jung on his last lung bombing America son, yeah
You can't kill me, cuz Chin Chin is my lord
Fuck that I ain't about the peace
I'm really all about that vaginal crease
Cuz I'm done with you assholes
You fail hard like you're missin a class tho
Mother fucker I will kill you
Mother fucker I will kill you