Poon Patrol - The Uncomfortable To Listen To Song [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

A penis is a pretty okay size when it's flaccid
How big is your penis when, when your penis is flaccid?
Look at my penis, it's flaccid!
(You've got a pretty nice dick there. I mean, um.)
(For being flaccid, I mean.)

[Hook]
Let me see your flaccid penis
I just want to lick(?) your pain(?)
Let me ruffle through the (unintelligible)
(Extended silence)

One time my teacher made us run around the gym
Had a black guy behind me. Kept my eye on him
He ran up behind me and pulled off my shorts
Everybody saw my dick. It was quiet on the courts

I wasn't prepared to be judged, my penis was flaccid
Is everyone laughing? My penis is flaccid. It's flaccid!
I swear it gets bigger, I swear it does. It's flacid!
I swear. I swear!

[Hook x2]

Once in junior high my teacher called me up to the board
When I got up I didn't realise everybody could see my meat sword
Didn't realise I got a boner in class so I tucked my dick between my ass
Tried not to think about it and just pretend by dick was flaccid
Ough! Everyone's staring at me. Why can't I be flaccid
Stop looking at my dick. Stop! Stop looking at it!

[Hook] Let me see your...

[Hook (Distorted)]
It's not funny
It's not funny, everyone!
...making it worse. I hate you

[Epilogue]
Look, I don't really feel like we're on the same page with this
Cause I want to focus on my education and this...
I mean we have to do a lot of drugs to come up with this shit and it's just messing...
I don't want do do this anymore. I just don't want to...
(I think it's a good idea) No, it's just not a good long term, good thing
And the screaming noises? That's not funny. You think that's funny?
(High pitched grinding noise plays)
Wh... what are you doing? (grinding) Stop. (grinding) Okay I get it

I hate you (grinding, "you like that bitch?")

Flaccid penis. (grinding)