Primus - Harold of the Rocks [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

It was a weekends eve
I had sex on my breath
I was looking for something to see
With a borrowed black leather
And my best fishing hat
It was just Wendy-O and me

We called ol' Swamp up on the telephone and said we was coming on down to pick him up and then
He said "Hey Snappy, me and Greeny'll come along but only if we can bring a friend. His name is Harold"

So I Said "OK"

Now, we had a Swamper, Greeny, Wendy-O, Stanley, Harold of the Rocks and me
We hopped into my Dart and headed for the Nightbreak to see a man they called Schoolly D
Harold he's a friendly guy, he rambles on and on, he'll talk the balls off a rhinosaurus
Fact is he just doesn't make much sense, well Stan said, "This guys pretty bizarre, Gus."

Harold Of The Rocks

I saw Harold at a party Trouzy threw late one night
I said, "Hey man do you remember me?"
He said, "Well of course I do, Snap-Dad, let me tell you right about now I'm lit up like an old Christmas tree."
"Hey bro you know I'd like to thank you once again for letting me hang with y'all across the bay
When I look back at that night I get a warm spot across my heart"
Then he shook my hand, and walked away
That's the last I seen of Harold

Harold Of The Rocks

So in the end, Swamper and Greeny finally succumbed to the ways of Harold
And in doing so each gave just a little bit of his soul away
What a couple of dumbshits!