R.A. The Rugged Man - Even Dwarfs Started Small [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Oh please, oh please, oh please, just gimme just one more hit (x4)
(Mommy, mommy, daddy, daddy)

[Verse 1]
You ain't never seen nobody bug the fuck out
The way that we bug the fuck out, get your bitch dug the fuck out
Had enough now, in the club now
Hit you with the bottle, your face gush blood now
We lowlife motherfuckers till the day we die
We live the broke life, our whole life, you hate me why
I'm just a wilding, crazy guy
Back in 1980, I decided I died a lazy guy
Sleep all day and stay broke baby
Pop duke said to get a job, yeah, fuck you, make me
I'm the 6'3'', 260 pound version of Ron Jeremy
I'm like Federico Fellini
I'm like AC/DC, dirty deeds done cheaply
I'm the 2001 version of Eazy E
I'm the song you don't like on the Soundbombing CD's

[Hook x2]
(We're, we, are dwarves
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
We're... We... Are dwarves)
Get, get, get off my dick

[Verse 2]
Ayyo, I'm the real life version of The Mad Rapper
I'm the shit that get your dick hard in Viagra
I'm like Hearns-Hagler
I make Britney Spears wear a strap-on and fuck Christina Aguilera
See I ain't got shit to prove, I make you feel stupid
Like "Bitch you got a nice ass, aw shit, it's a dude"
He ain't sell no records, Rugged Man, he a wack chubb
He not pretty like Eminem, he's a fuckin fat slob
In the Jacuzzi with three ugly bitches, from the neighbourhood
Pretty bitches hate me it's so good
My occupation, professional rapper
I'm a modern day poet, with 7th grade grammar

[Hook x2]

[Verse 3]
Yo, Bloodshed Hua, new style for your crew-a
Back in '92-a, what you gonna do-a
It's R.A. shit, pain shit
John Wayne shit, Orson Welles, Citizen Kane shit
Bane shit, Bushwick Bill, Ganksta NIP shit
B-Boy on some grab my dick shit, Crustified Dibbs shit
Kool G, break a bitch neck shit
Unemployed, Just-Ice welfare check shit
I'm on some big booty, Russ Meyer big breast shit
On some Bill Clinton, busting nuts on your dress shit, respected
Ain't no rapper out there can touch my shit
Every artist in the industry can suck my dick

[Hook x2]

[Outro]
(Please help me, please help me
Please don't tell me, please don't
I'm a midget, I'm a fucking midget, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Mommy, I'm so scared)
Oh please, oh please, oh please, just gimme just one more hit (x4)
(Please help me, please help me
Please don't tell me, please don't
I'm a midget, I'm a fucking midget, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah)
Get, get, get off my dick