Renée Zellweger - Funny Honey [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro: Taye Diggs]
For her first number, Miss Roxie Hart would like to sing a song of love and devotion dedicated to her dear husband, Amos

[Verse 1: Renée Zellweger]
Sometimes I'm right
Sometimes I'm wrong
But he doesn't care
He'll string along

[Refrain 1: Renée Zellweger]
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine

[Verse 2: Renée Zellweger]
Sometimes I'm down
Sometimes I'm up
But he follows 'round
Like some droopy-eyed pup

[Refrain 1: Renée Zellweger]
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine

[Bridge 1: Renée Zellweger]
He ain't no sheik
That's no great physique
And Lord knows he ain't got the smarts
But look at that soul
I tell you, that whole
Is a whole lot greater
Than the sum of his parts
And if you knew him like me
I know you'd agree

[Verse 3: Renée Zellweger]
What if the world
Slandered my name?
Why, he'd be right there
Taking the blame

[Refrain 2: Renée Zellweger]
He loves me so
And it all suits me fine
That funny, sunny
Honey, hubby of mine

[Spoken: John C. Reilly (Colm Feore)]
I mean, supposin'—
Just supposin' he had violated her or somethin'—
You know what I mean, violated—(I know what you mean.)—or somethin'?
Think how terrible that would've been
Good thing I got home from work on time, I'm telling you that!
I say, I'm telling you that!

[Refrain 1: Renée Zellweger]
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine

[Spoken: John C. Reilly (Colm Feore)]
(Name of deceased: Fred Casely.)
Fred Casely? How could he be a burglar?
My wife knows him—he sold us our furniture
He gave us ten percent off

[Bridge 1: Renée Zellweger]
Lord knows he ain't got the smarts!

[Spoken: John C. Reilly (Colm Feore)]
You told me he was a burglar!
(You mean he was dead when you got home?) She had him covered in a sheet
And she's tellin' me some cock and bull story about this burglar
And how I ought to say I did it cause I was sure to get off
"Help me, Amos," she says, "it's my goddamn hour of need."

[Bridge 2: Renée Zellweger]
Now he shot off his trap
I can't stand that sap!

[Verse 4: Renée Zellweger (John C. Reilly)]
Look at him go (And I believed her.)
Rattin' on me (That cheap little tramp!)
With just one more brain (So she was two-timin' me, huh?)
What a half-wit he'd be (Well, I'm through protecting her now. She can swing for all I care!)

[Refrain 3: Renée Zellweger (John C. Reilly)]
If they string me up (Boy, I'm down at the garage workin' my butt off 14 hours a day)
Well, I'll know who brought the twine! (And she's out there munchin' on bon-bons)
(And trampin' around like some goddamn floozy!)
(Thought she could pull the wool over my eyes, huh?)
That scummy, crummy (I wasn't born yesterday! I tell ya, there are some things)
Dummy hubby of mine! (A man just can't take. And this time she pushed me too far!)
(That little chiseler!)
(Boy, what a sap I was!)