[Intro]
When I was just a little baby boy
My momma used to tell me these crazy things
She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man
She used to tell me he hated me
But then I got a little bit older
And I realized, she was the crazy one
But there was nothing I could do or say to try to change it
Cause that's just the way she was
[Verse 1]
They said I can't rap about being broke no more
They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more
Slut, you think I won't choke no whore
Til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?
These mothafuckas are thinking I'm playing
Thinking I'm saying the shit cause I'm thinking it just to be saying it
Put your hands down bitch, I ain't gon' shoot you
I'ma pull you to this bullet and put it through you
Shut up slut, you're causing too much chaos
Just bend over and take it like a slut, okay Ma?
"Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore
Snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"
You're goddamn right bitch, and now it's too late
I'm triple platinum and tragedies happened in two states
I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches
Vain Vicodin, vrin vrin vrin!
Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all
Dangling from his neck, while his head barely hangs on
Blood, guts, guns, cuts, knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts
Bitch I'mma kill you
[Hook]
You don't wanna fuck with me
Girls neither, you ain't nothing but a slut to me
Bitch I'mma kill you, you ain't got the balls to beef
We ain't gonna never stop beefing I don't squash the beef
You better kill me, Imma be another rapper dead
For popping off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't have said
But when they kill me, I'm bringing the world with me
Bitches too, you ain't nothing but a girl to me
I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady (guess why)
Cause Shady will fucking kill you (ha ha)
I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady (why)
Cause Shady will fucking kill you
[Verse 2]
Bitch I'mma kill you
Like a murder weapon, I'mma conceal you
In a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you
Fuck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up
I'm tryna develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em
I ain't "acid rap," but I rap on acid
Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added
Whoops! Is that a subliminal hint, no
Just criminal intent to sodomize women again
Eminem offend, no, Eminem'll insult
And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse
To do it again then, if he does it again
You'll probably end up jumping out of something up on the tenth (AAHHHHHH!)
Bitch I'mma kill you, I ain't done, this ain't the chorus
I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A bloodstain is orange after you wash it 3 or 4 times
In a tub.. but that's normal, ain't it Norman
Serial killer hiding murder material
In a cereal box on top of your stereo
Here we go again, we're out of our medicine
Out of our minds and we want in yours, let us in or I'mma kill you
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Know why I say these things
Cause lady's screams keep creeping in Shady's dreams
And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks
These 80 G's a week to say the same things tweece
Twice, whatever, I hate these things
Fuck shots, I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks
Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows
Just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink
Fuck that! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer
From fat bitch to all 70,000 pounds of her
From principal to the student body and counselor
From in-school to before school to outta school
I don't even believe in breathin', I'm leaving air in your lungs
Just to hear you keep screaming for me to seep it
OK, I'm ready to go play, I got the machete from O.J
I'm ready to make everyone's throats ache
You faggots keep egging me on
'til I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop
Shut up, give me your hands and feet
I said shut up when I'm talkin' to you, you hear me, answer me
Or I'mma kill you
[Hook]
[Outro]
Ha ha, I'm just playing, ladies
You know I love you
