[Cruger]
Base your eyes on the crew
Rhyme Book Club stopping through so what the fuck you wanna do
[Eurgh]
See, now we're doing all them silly intro bars
[Cruger]
Alright, fuck it, let's just skip that part and get straight into ours
[Eurgh]
The mind blower, meaning of life knower
The eye-opener, the ice sculpturer
Blindfolded knife-thrower
The golf-sale sign holder
Info-exchanger, the bi-polar mental home escaper, the nosy neighbour
Expect a total failure yet to blow [?}
The Cruger overater, the blow-up doll inflator
The scientology believer, the eager beaver
The alphabet-burper, the head turner, the beast unleasher
[Cruger]
The death wisher, Virginia Tech killer
Neck slitter, the heart-out of-your-bare-chest ripper
The all-black dressed ninja, the sket lipser
French kisser, the internet minger head giver
The friend ditcher, the haunted house bed-sitter
The knock-down ginger playing doorbell ringer
The pen clicker, the giant spider-web spinner
Don't mess with the, Russian roulette winner
The special needs rapper, the STD catcher
Penny-sweet snatcher low self-esteem haver
The sheep shagger, the presidential speech planner
The bald psychopath "Sexy Beast" gangster
[Eurgh]
The mid-90s beat jacker, the language breaker
The tax evader, the garage raver "brap!" exclaimer
[Cruger]
The masturbater, the premature ejaculater
It's a random stranger, the "I am Banksy" claimer
[Eurgh]
The dragon slayer, president assassinater
Civil war advocater, disabled badge displayer
[Cruger]
The Wacky Racer, the Roger Rabbit framer
The old-school 1993 iTV Gladiator
Alligator wrestler, poison apple taster
Tobacco craver, the laughing gas inhaler
[Eurgh]
The seven minute abs creator, the hitch hiker
Identical hand twin finder, porn film script writer
Triple 6 dialler, religion sect former
Big timer, anarchy inspirer, offence courter
[Cruger]
Heroin snorter, the grand-entrance performer
The celebrity stalker, the chain-letter ignorer
The football hooligan, the chelsea supporter
The couch potato, the "bad times ahead of you" warner
[Eurgh]
The genetic disorder gene carrier
Dream shatterer, hair cream tamperer, East Anglia street battler
Back seat passenger November 5th arsonist
The buck passer, corrupt member of Parliament
[Cruger]
The bad tempered bus conductor, the mother sucker
Nothing but a rapping tube station tunnel busker
Just another up and comer, poor judgment truster
Mister lover-lover, undercover uncle fucker
Scuzzy brother from another mother
PCP smoker, menace II society DVD owner
[Eurgh]
V.I.P. clubber, the mean-mugger
The tree-hugger, slabs of meat puncher
Pandora's box key-cutter, the free-runner
Roof top leaper, clock-beater
The Asian shopkeeper, illegal dog breeder
The knuckle cracker, pro-skater 900 lander
Something or other rambler, Bone Thugz understander
[Cruger]
The "whatever-he-says" compulsive liar
The reject, the social climber
Over-hyper motorcycler
Survivor soul, sole survivor
The pulveriser
The vodka drinker, the Japanese robot buyer
[Eurgh]
The famous names in conversation dropper
The dose exceeder, intoxicate-a-doctor operation botcher
The dodgy geezer, the lying toerag
The final boss defeater, the artist formerly known as
[Cruger]
The Tourettes sufferer, the human head juggler
North-west Londoner, Poundstretcher's best customer
[Eurgh]
The window-licker, the skinny-dipper
The kiddy-fiddler, able bodied long distance sprinter cheating Paralympics winner
[Cruger]
The troublemaker, the undertaker
The drunker sailor, the dustbin raider
The umbilical cord to stomach taper
[Eurgh]
Big art attack doer, bad loser police rhymer
The supposed freestyler rhyme scheme reciter
[Sample: Immortal Technique]
You motherfuckers thought it was over, huh? well it's not...
[Cruger]
The rhyme schemer, the unidentified creature
The racist, the rapist, the human rights preacher
Supply-teacher bully, Satan's advice feeder
Tribe leader, the Papa New Guinea sightseer
The slime-bucket, the scumbag, the wife-beater
The greaseball, the wrong place at the wrong time be-er
[Eurgh]
The anger management therapy needer, weapon concealer
The anorexic beater, the academic succeeder, dead relative griever
Affection compeater, vulnerable child temperature feeler
The presenter of cheaters, the level completer, the Lemming misleader
The Genesis reader, the excrement eater, the identity stealer
[Cruger]
The medal receiver, the greatest distance walked with a milk bottle balanced on my head record achiever
Electrocutor, ungodly-amount-of-sweat producer
The temper loser, the friends calling credit user
Crystal meth abuser, river Thames polluter
Instrumental looper, Freddie Kruger glove weapon user
[Eurgh]
Encrypted Nasa system hacker, the business handler
The whippersnapper, a vision slacker, the last minute crammer
Extra time in exams requirer, someone else's battle fighter
The "why'd this have to happen?" cryer
Eyebrow waxing tryer, empty house advertiser
Cow sacrificer, the clapped out banger driver
[Cruger]
The food hustler, the shroom-muncher, the humongous zoot bunner, the tomb raider 2 butler
The queue jumper, the battle-scene newcomer
The pube-plucker, the goon... tune bumper
[Eurgh]
The fat spitter with wack fillers, phantom flan flinger
Underpants sniffer, rubber band pinger
Match flicker, renegade master, crime rate halfer
Snake charmer, the "have you got any spare change?" asker
[Cruger]
The showstopper, the window shopper
The crack house lodger, abandoned home squatter
The globetrotter, the bloodstained clothes washer
The stolen phone squatter, remote control hogger
[Eurgh]
The riot sparker, I am the twisted fire-starter
Shoe-shop worker, the guy who asks ya "what size you after?"
The money lender, detonater button presser
The crazy stunt attempter, Britain's got talent judge impresser
[Cruger]
The common thief, the Eminem wannabe
The cross between a spotty teen and the man of your dreams
[Eurgh]
Mysterious chest boxer, bend copper
Loch Ness Monster, concept clocker
Bombshell dropper!
