Rob Cantor - Christian Bale Is At Your Party [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

*ding dong*


Christian Bale is at your party
He's alone
Eating all your queso dip
Talking on your phone
Uninvited, he just sort of walks into your home

"What don't you f**king understand?!"

Now Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece
She is named Amanda but he's calling her Patrice
He brought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says:

"What don't you f**king understand?!"

Now he's stabbing at your wife

"What don't you f**king understand?!"

With a carrot for a knife

"Give me a f**king answer!"

Making fun of your kazoo

*Kazoo Sounds*

"Oh good for you!"

Now he's running naked through the crowd
Everyone can see he's terribly endowed, unabashedly
Someone called the cops and they're coming up the block

"F**k!"

Christian Bale is running from policemen on your street
It's such a scene even Uncle Marvin has to tweet
Taze him, but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat
Repeating "What don't you f**k---

They tackle him, cuff him now he's under their command
But he's smiling! Almost like he has the upper hand
A flash of light, Christian Bale has vanished into sand

"What don't you f**king understand?!"