Rob Kelly - Canelo Alvarez [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Michael gomez used to rock a sombrero
My name rob kel though, I got the freckles like canelo
I "cold-play" lucy lu it was all yellow
I don't believe in violins I hit you with the cello
Get it? mellow out let it settle down I just said how
I would set it out, I explained how I meant it how
I would "orchestrate" the crime do you get it now?
John Wayne Couldn't even stand the reign of the tec
You f*ck around with Kel I cut the veins out your neck
When I was in school I got brains in the tech
And now I'm in the office runnin trains on the secertary
Sex in every position I put her head through the copier
Gave her 50 shades of bobby with her coffee ugh
I'm just stating obvious facts I rhyme hard
I'm the best Hands (hanz) down like the end of die hard
Yipee kayoo yipee kayee rap
This is not grippin the chrome, rippin the k rap
This is not flippin that dope, sniffin that ye rap
Matter fact f*ck all these rappers I f*ckin hate rap
The rap game giant haystacks
Take a "fools gold" no a-track
Puffy couldn't take that
You don't want kel to knock on your door I box
You in your front garden leave your snot on the floor
Rap thuggery, stick you in the dirt like shrubbery
Got rappers shook of me, cos they not they can’t f*ck with me why?
Cos everyone's a don when they're barrin but whose the only don
Jumpin through the ropes sparrin, me that;s who scarface in the bath
Talkin pelicans, rob kel again, I push your melon in
I'm so benevolent I'm too nice for my own good
F*ck it I'm too nice for myself
Have to say it twice that's just some advice for myself
Cos I'm unfuckwithable howdy nice to meet ya
When I was in my class I never listened to the teacher
I told myself keep focused though don’t let that sh*t defeat ya
Now I long your favourite rapper that your begging for a feature
Kelly starch rappers you can take that to the cleaners
And it's so hard to be humble when your girl is on my penis