Samuel L. Jackson - Royale With Cheese [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Dialogue Written by Quentin Tarantino

JULES
-- okay so, tell me again about the hash bars?

VINCENT
Okay what d'you want to know?

JULES
Hash is legal there, right?

VINCENT
Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't
Walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. I mean they
Want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places

JULES
Those are hash bars?

VINCENT
Yeah, it breaks down like this, okay: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own
It and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's
Legal to carry it, but that doesn't matter cause -- get a load of this
Alright, -- if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them
To search you. I mean that's a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have

JULES
Oh, man -- I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm f**kin' goin'

VINCENT
You'll dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?

JULES
What?

VINCENT
It's the little differences. I mean they got the same shit over there, we got
Here, but it's just there's a little difference

JULES
Examples?

VINCENT
Alright, well you can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam and buy a beer
And I don't mean in a paper cup. I'm talkin' 'bout a glass of beer. And in
Paris, you can buy a beer at MacDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter
Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

JULES
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

VINCENT
No, man, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the f**k
A Quarter Pounder is

JULES
What'd they call it?

VINCENT
They call it Royale with Cheese

JULES (repeating)
Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?

VINCENT
Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac

JULES (repeating)
Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?

VINCENT
I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. You know what they put on french
Fries in Holland instead of ketchup?

JULES
What?

VINCENT
Mayonnaise

JULES
Goddamn!

VINCENT
I seen 'em do it, man. They f**kin' drown 'em in this shit

JULES
Uuccch!