Saultiside Crew - Dungeon [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

(Whyzer)

Yo..yo..
I'm that crazy motherfucker that you see in your dreams
I huff and puff when I run, like I'm Cee Lo Green
Comin' at you with an axe, you better relax before I snatch you
But when I'm done I got a patch to re-attach you

I've invented a sensitive sense of demented intent
But I spent my rent on your mother, now I live in a tent!
I can flip the spoonerisms in a second, like I'm flickin' a switch
You fother muckin', sock cuckin' bon of a sitch!

Always in the wrong place
At precisely the right time
With decisively strong rhymes
Might be outta my mind

Here I am, in the game like EA
And I got game, like I just popped a fuckin' E eh?
Talk dirty to me
I'll never outperform you
Like the letter T
I'll always come before U
But call me Santa
I got presence in the sack
Got you jerkin' off watchin'
Cuz it's obvious you whack!

(Hook x 2)

Fee Fi Fo Fum
Ya better run from the giants in the dungeon
You're done son, we're too brutal, we see through you
When we step on you, all we feel is crunchin'

(Dirty Bill)

I'm like a zombie
So give me some brain
You doubt pain?
I'm the opposite of outsane

I'm just malevolent
There's a hell of an elephant in the room developing
More prevalent than elements i presume

Consumin' crazy cash
Cause I am what I eat
And I'm the root of all evil
So it's a hell of a feat

An infidel with a meat cleaver
Concealing conceit
When I fall, I hurt gravity
The forces retreat


It's like my father always said
A penny saved is fuckin' pointless
So I stole a piggy bank
Made bacon and smoked a joint just

Listen to me cause I'm just
The jerk in the beanstock
Who'll jack off on your computer
Just to take a screenshot

An obscene motherfucker
With jeans and a green top
Smoked the magic beans
And fed the ogre's wife a mean cock

But, I don't wanna get into it
Truth is i forgot a rubber
And that kids is the story
Of how i met your mother

(Hook x 2)

Fee Fi Fo Fum
Ya better run from the giants in the dungeon
You're done son, we're too brutal, we see through you
When we step on you, all we feel is crunchin'

(Dirty Bill)

Now pay attention a minute, I edit, spit it
And sprinkle a little bit of R-R-Ritalin in it
Admit it, I'm fittin' to be
Splittin em seas
But instead I'm hittin em trees
It's like a fuckin' forest fire
Sittin' right in front of me

Now that I know you hear it
You better fear it's
Severe and it appears that
Behind your ear's wet
Verbal pirouette
Nice eye-liner girl
Come here, let me smear it

(Whyzer)

I'm sinnin' when I'm burning you with my synonyms
Like there's cinnamon in em, I'm makin' similes with em
Hope I didn't offend you, I'll pretend to care
But I intend to share my thoughts everywhere
So pull up a chair
Grab yourself a beer
Listen here if you dare
Cause I want to make this very clear
You better beware
Soo Crew's here
And we got a motherfuckin' fairy tale to share, BITCH!

(Hook x 2)

Fee Fi Fo Fum
Ya better run from the giants in the dungeon
You're done son, we're too brutal, we see through you
When we step on you, all we feel is crunchin'