Scotty Emerick - Where's My Beer [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

You ain't over there at your sister's
You ain't on my telephone line
You ain't nowhere around and I just found out
You ain't the only thing that's hard to find

Where's my beer? Oh dear
I coulda swore that I set the thing down right over here
But it's not there
And things don't just disappear right into thin air
Like you: you're off somewhere and you just don't care
Where's my beer?

I guess you wasn't just whistlin' Dixie
When you said we were over this time
And you just had to go, now wouldn't you know?
Not only have I lost my mind

But where's my beer? Oh dear
I coulda swore that I set the thing down right over here
But it's not there
And things don't just disappear right into thin air
Like you: you're off somewhere and you just don't care
Where's my beer?
Oh Lord

[Instrumental Break]

Where's my beer? Oh dear
I coulda swore that I set the thing down right over here
But it's not there
And things don't just disappear right into thin air
Like you: you're off somewhere, out on the tear
You just don't care
Girl, I swear, it just ain't fair
There was one right there
But where's my beer?