Seymour Butts - The Square Dance [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
Now, an ace of diamonds, jack of spades
Meet your partner and promenade
Take your lassie down the court
Give that slut-bag genital warts
Now shove her face into the grass
And kick your partner's fucking ass
And if she's thirsty, wanting more
Tie and rape that little whore
Now lick your partner's dirty feet
Lick, drub, slurp to the sound of the beat
Take your tongue on up her legs
Fill her asshole with some eggs
Then get some Reddi-whip whipped cream
Shove it in her cunt, yes, through the seams
Eat it out like a goat cheese cake
Dry-hump her with seven rakes
Then take that rake right down her back
Find you a broomstick, give her a thwack
Fire your gun, deflate her tit
Then shove a dagger in her clit
Now make her slobber, make her pout
Clench her hair and tear it out
Give her too much for her to manage
Tell her to make you a nice sandwich

[Verse 2]
All join round and mingle fine
Shake hands now, it's interphase time
Now do-si-do, quick, get into a pose
Now punch him in his fucking nose
Now put on your high-heels and stomp his chest
For trying to put hands on your two breasts
You can't let that mutt bring you down
Throw him in a lake, listen to him drown
But just before he dies, girl, take him out
Make sure he's suffered, beyond a shadow of a doubt
Tease him with your feet, way down south
And don't douche your vag and stick it in his mouth
And make him taste the mold and gunk
Slap him in the face and kick him in the junk
Chomp his fingers like a goat cheese tart
Make him smell your sickest farts
Now throw him on the bed and stand atop
Do a little jiggle and then go plop
Rub it 'round till he don't have air
Worse than a twelfth-grade party dare
Now throw him in a corner, be Rikishi
Stink-face him and with a squeegee
Wipe the blood and sweat and tears
Make him smell your queefs for a million years