Sha Stimuli - My Baby!?! (The Plot Thickens) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

It's just jokes man

[Verse]:
I don't love her
She don't love me
I don't love her
She don't love me
I know this might sound crazy
But why she wanna have my baby?
Look
I ain't even hug her
I ain't never kiss her
I ain't mean to touch her
I knew I should have dissed her
If she was to go away, nobody would miss her
Niggas told me "Chill", but I ain't want to listen
If she takes a spill, would that be murder?
Nah, I'm joking God for real, I don't want to hurt her
But this shit is not funny
I don't got money
I got enough to dead it
I can't believe I said it
Why she wanna raise it?
Him or her won't get love, she should save it
The bitch is erking me like
What if the kid don't come out straight?
See you can't have a seed that's conceived out of hate
I think it was the ship of her hips and her cheeks
And the way she used to make me have a fit with her cheeks
Damn, it's like I couldn't even speak
I mean, how many dudes done been here? I'm sincere
Girl think about it
Yeah I got a flow but when they ask me if I got kids I'm saying "no"
And you saying "Yes", paternaty test
Gon' come back and I'ma be all hurt and upset
You don't want that
You wanna walk with a stroller and a rapper on your arm
You my baby's mom
And me mixing formula shit instead of recording a hit
Damn girl, let me know what I did
I was trying to get a nut out
Your momma said she want you to keep it, tell her "Butt out"
You stuck your butt out
You wore that skirt that said "come get me"
I would have stopped if it said "put a cute kid in me"
And you kind of a dime and your body's real tight
Your skins sort of light, but you not really bright
Ha
Maybe I shouldn't have said that
But if you care you would go ahead and dead that
Come to think about it, I just tilted my head back
And you could have took off the hat when you told me "Relax"
The clinic is open
The doctor is cool and the medicine is potent
You won't feel nothing
I'm being too graphic, I'm just playing, you want to have a bastard
Ha, this shit is so crazy
But why she wanna have my baby?
Someone talk to her
She ain't even my lady so why she wanna have my baby?
I don't understand
My album ain't drop
Show money slow
You don't even care
It ain't even fair
What we gonna do? Keep it at your mom's house?
Why I'm saying "it"? That ain't what it's all about
We don't even match
I read books
I write verses
You like hooks
You get guys off the way that you look
I get girls off a wave and a look
You thick right now, but twenty more pounds
You can't be a model, you gonna get round
And on top of that, I'm gonna get around
I'm so wrong
Rewind this whole song
No, matter fact, maybe time can turn back
Maybe there's a way I can get my sperm back
Make the rubber tighter, have two less drinks
Can I take Hennessy to court, I don't think
What was going on in that thing I call a brain?
I guess it was the grain, I should have ran a train
Then she couldn't pin me
But I was selfish and I just did me
I'm gonna go to Hell bitch
Now that I think about it, there was dudes before me
Maybe it ain't mine, maybe I should call Maury
And we can get this right
Damn, one night turned into a life
Huh, girl, I'm just kidding, don't think that I'm crazy
It's cool, you can have my baby
We both laid down
You ain't gotta be my lady
For real you should have my baby, I ain't mad at you
Everything, fucking happens for a reason
And something happens to you, all this I'm rapping to you
It becomes evidence, Exhibit A
So I'ma stop here
And girl let me say, "Congratulations."