Shizzy Sixx - Champion (The Best League Of Legends Rap) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Opening]
Imma try to go through all the names, everyone!
This might take a while
Sixx
Yeah

[verse]
Pardon while I spit
And establish that I don't play ock
A legendary blade swinger
I'm feeling like Aatrox
Gettin' more tail
Than Ahri's back
They're vanishing, when I'm finished
Like Akali, that's
The way I get shit done
You can choose to be mad at her
Or say: "I'm on some bullshit"
Like Alistar
But it's known, I'm a threat
From the moment I come through
You shed tears?
Then it's a wrap
That's Amumu
The coldest thing flying
I'm living life as Anivia
Come at me, I go Annie
And flick a flame at your Tibia
Scatter every Ashe
When I choose to let my shit bang
I go into overdrive
Motherfucking Blitzkrank
I'll burn every Brand
You wear
My shit's blazing
Cajun
Long range
Headshot, that's Caitlyn
Aiming at your movements
You kats are no leaders
Y'all more like snakes
That's Cassiopeia
You're looking at a pro
That's making sure you know that
I'm a terror to any void that I enter
Cho'gath
Get blown back y'all bore me
I'm dropping bombs like Corki
Darius swinging his axe
Things about to get gory
Out of this world
I dance on the moon with Diana
Lyrically Dr. Mundo
Y'all guinea pigs
That I plan to
Execute like I'm Draven
Or maim to say the least
Got here from running the web
So much I rival Elise
Young but I'm a veteran
My life choice is to get in
You're married to rap?
I'm making it a widow
Like Evelynn
A progidy, Ezreal
It's evident
This lyricist
Is a harbinger of doom
I'm rap's Fiddlesticks
I got Fiora's number
We can duel if you wish
Shake you up until you Fizz
I'm Galio in this bitch
I'm fly and I'm hardbodied
Give a fuck
What your gang thinks
I'm out to sail
And get treasures
I'm on my gangplank
Walking with a sword
Big as Garens, when I slay
Punch drunk
Like Gragas
I swing and I'm digging Graves
I live with the shadow of war
Hecarim in my presence
Heimerdinger
Reinventing music's very essence
Teaching all you fools a lesson
Better yet I've said enough
I'll just let you view
The will of the blades, Irelia
You make it rain
While I make it storm
Past Janna
Jarvan the 4th
You, want no problems
I'm from a royal family
Who's down to attack
You fellas saying
You ballin'
But all you playin' is Jax
Defending my tomorrow
That's Jayce
Yours is Jinx
Cause Karma's a bitch
That dont give a fuck what you think
Embrace death like Karthus
I get it
When I let the savage in
Kassadin
Katarina
I'm sinister
The assassin's in
Damaging
Passing out my record
With every tale
Of murder that comes with me
While staying righteous
Like Kayle
Kennen steady shocking anybody
Tryna stop sixx
Taking all the strength
From my prey
Like Kha'zix
Shit will get ugly as
Kog'Maw
Thinking you can ease in
You've been decieved like Le Blanc
You can't see me like Lee Sin
Radiant as Leona
Cold as Lissandra's ice moves
Purifying this game like
Lucian
How I like to
The most loaded of Lux
You better learn to act right
Cause I go twice as hard
As skin on Malphite
~Bars~
This shit I'm on
Snaps your noise
Malzahar
A prophet coming out the void
Of the underground
I'm burning loud
What you bout bai?
My whole team
Burning strong tree
Maokai
I'm Master Yi's master b
From being the coldest rhymer
I've made you Miss Fortune
I'm armored like mordekaiser
You'll fall like Morgana
Tryna clone
Cause you're not me
I'm in full control of my wave
Like Nami
A dog baby
Nasus
Living titan
That's Nautilus
On the prowl
Like Nidalee
You need to see I'm raw son
A nightmare Nocturne
Cold as the yeti Nunu rides
Going beserk, Olaf
Orianna
Knows suicide
Is all about that clockwork
Surpassing what you kats be on
Peons, I'm an artisan in the war
Pantheon
Your broad calls me Poppy
Son you know we ain't kin
We ain't related at all
You on the ground while I Quinn
Rammus
Bringing 'em shells with me
Letting them pop
You niggas Renekton
Whenever you say is a croc
I'm 'bout the thrill of the hunt
Rengar
I'm driven to leave
All you rappers exhiled like
Riven
Ready to Rumble
From the moment that I Ryze
Sejuani, permafrost
When you look in my eyes
Cold stares y'all Shaco
Ain't a damn thing funny
Shen dashing out the shadow
Coming straight for your money
Shyvana spitting fire
Leaving everything Singed
Sion
Cause I feel no pain with each win
With a broad like Sivir
Any of you dare to harm her
And you getting impaled
Like the final move of Skarner
I can pull your strings like Sona
Not a child star like Soraka
But masterin' tactics like Swain
Made me the best on the roster
Scatter the weak like Syndra
Sharp as a hawk's Talon
Out for gems like Taric
Opponents are no challenge
Bars more toxic than Teemo's darts
Thresh sentencing your death
Cause I see no heart
Top gunner that's Tristana
Get popped if you stumble
If you trolling on the net
Best believe your boy is Trundle
King barbaric like Tryndamere's status
Your fate's gonna be twisted
And can't none of y'all hack it
I'll stream the footage on Twitch
When i prove I'm the dude here
Udyr
Walking with spirit with every new year
Take notice
That I'm everything you're not
Battle me, I refuse to die
Urgot
I'm all about retribution
That's Varus
Bet I'll spray arms
You say my name in Vayne
Shit will get evil as Veigar
I see it all
Vel'koz
Punching with Vi's fists
Viktor reapin'
Vladimir gets behind this
Bringing thunder that's Volibear
Out for blood that's Warwick
Ape shit, Wukong
I'm not to go to war with
I'm 'bout ascension, Xerath
Weapons longer than Xin Zhao's
Yasuo
I don't get forgiven
For shit I spit out
I dig graves, Yorick
With the secret weapon, Zac
I master the shadows like Zed
There's no coming back
'bout to blow up like Ziggs
Cause I run my time, Zilean
On point like Zyra's thorn
This champ's the illest in
And I'm just making sure
You're feeling it
Cause this song I'm finished with