[Intro]
Uh. I'mma try to go through all the names, everyone
This might take a while
VI, yeah!
[Verse]
Pardon while I spit and establish that I don't play, ock
A legendary blade swinger, I'm feeling like Aatrox
Getting more tail than Ahri's back
They're vanishing when I'm finished like Akali
That's the way I get shit done, you can choose to be mad at her
Or say "I'm on some bullshit" like Alistar
But, it's known I'm a threat from the moment I come through
You shed tears? Then it's a wrap, that's Amumu
The coldest thing flying, I'm living life as Anivia
Come at me, I go Annie and flick a flame at your tibia
Scatter every Ashe when I choose to let my shit bang
I'm going into overdrive, muh'fucking Blitzcrank
I burn every branch you wear, my shit's blazing, cajun
Long-range head shot, that's Caitlyn
Aiming at your movements, you kats are no leaders
Y'all more like snakes, that's Cassiopeia
You're looking at a pro that's making sure you know that
I'm a terror to any void that I enter, Cho'Gath
Get blown back, y'all bore me
I'm dropping bombs, like Corki
Darius, swinging his axe, things about to get gory
Out of this world, I dance on the moon with Diana
Lyrically Dr. Mundo, y'all guinea pigs that to
Execute like I'm Draven or maim to say the least
I got here from running the web so much I rival Elise
Young but I'm a veteran, my life choice is to get it in
You married to rap? I'm making it a widow like Evelynn
A prodigy, Ezreal, it's evident this lyricist
Is a harbinger of doom, I'm rap's Fiddlesticks
I got Fiora's number, we can duel if you wish
Shake you up until you Fizz, I'm Galio in this bitch
I'm fly and I'm hard bodied, give a fuck what your gang thinks
I'm out to sail and get treasures, I'm on my Gangplank
Walking with a sword big as Garen's when I slay
Punch drunk like Gragus, I swing and I'm digging Graves
I live with the shadow of war, Hecarim in my presence
Heimerdinger, reinventing music's very essence
Teaching all you fools a lesson
Better yet, I've said enough
I'll just let you view the will of my blades, Irelia
You make it rain while I make it storm past Janna
Jarvan IV, you want no problems
I'm from a royal family whose down to attack
You fellas saying you balling but all you playing is Jax
Defending my tomorrow, that's Jayce, yours is Jinx
Cause Karma's a bitch that don't give a fuck what you think
Embrace death like Karthus I get it when I let this savage in
Kassadin, Katarina, I'm sinister, the assassin's in
Damagin', passing out my record with every tail
Of murder that comes with me staying righteous like Kayle
Kennen steady shocking anybody trying to stop Sixx
Taking all the strength from my prey like Kha'Zix
Shit will get ugly as Kog'Maw, thinking you can ease in
You've been deceived like Le Blanc, you can't see me like Lee Sin
Radiant as Liona, cold as Lissandra's ice moves
Purifying this game like Lucian, how I like to
The most loaded Lux, you better learn to act right
Cause I go twice as hard as skin on Malphite
Bars
The shit I'm on stops your noise
Malzahar, a prophet coming out the void
Of the underground, I'm burning loud
What you 'bout, bai?
My whole team burning strong tree, Maokai
Master Yi's master B from being the coldest rhymer
I've made you Miss Fortune, I'm armored like Mordekaiser
You'll fall like Morgana trying to clone cause you not me
I'm in full control of my wave like Navi
A dog baby, Nasus
Living titan, that's Nautilus
On the prowl like Nidalee, you need to see I'm raw, son
A nightmare, Nocturne, cold as the yeti Nunu rides
Going berserk, Olaf, Orianna knows Suicide
Is all about that clockwork surpassing what you kats be on
Peons, I'm an artisan of war, Pantheon
Your broad calls me Poppy, son, you know we ain't kin
We ain't related at all, you on the ground while I Quinn
Rammus bringing them shells with me letting them pop
You niggas Renekton, whatever you say is a croc
I'm about the thrill of the hunt, Rengar, I'm driven
To leave all you rapper exiled like Riven
Ready to rumble from the moment that I Raz
Sejuani, permafrost when you look in my eyes
Cold stares, y'all Shaco, ain't a damn thing funny
Shen dashing out the shadows coming straight for your money
Shyvana spitting fire leaving everything Singe
Sion, cause I feel no pain with each win
With a broad like Sivir, any of you dare to harm her
And you getting impaled like the final move of Skarner
I can pull your strings like Sona, not a child star like Soraka
But mastering tactics like Swain made me the best on the roster
Scatter the weak like Syndra, sharp as a hawk's Talon
Out for gems like Taric, opponents are no challenge
Bars more toxic than Teemo's darts
Thresh, sent you to your death cause I see no heart
Top gunner, that's Tristana, get popped if you stumble
If you trolling on the net, best believe your boy is Trundle
King barbaric like Tryndamere status
Your Fate's gonna be Twisted and can't none of y'all hack it
I'll stream the footage on Twitch when I prove that I'm the dude here
Udyr
Walking with spirit with every new year
Take notice that I'm everything you're not
Battle me, I refuse to die, Urgot
I'm all about retribution, that's Varus, bet I'll spray arms
You say my name in Vayne, shit'll get evil as Veigar
I see it all, Vel'Koz, punching with Vi's fist
The Viktor reaping, Vladimir gets behind this
Bringing thunder, that's Volibear, out for blood, that's Warwick
Apeshit, Wukong, I'm not to go to war with
I'm about ascension, Xerath
Weapons longer than Xin Zhao's
Yasuo, I don't get forgiven for shit I spit out
I dig graves, Yorick, with a secret weapon, Zac
I master the shadows like Zed, there's no coming back
About to blow up like Ziggs, cause I run my time, Zilean
On point like Zyra's thorns, this champ's the illest in
And I'm just making sure y'all feeling it
Cause this song, I'm finished with
[Outro]
That is a lot of freakin' people, son
And you guys gotta pick from all of them?
That's freakin' crazy
I'm actually 'bout to go take a nap now
That took a lot out of me
So uh...
I'm a champion, bitch!
Oh shit, that was loud
