Showboat Blastoff - Bizarre Tony [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Showboat Blastoff]
Bizarre Tony serve me breakfast feed me avocado
Served on plastic dishes this robobutler looks this guy from quebec
Cloth napkin tucked in, it looks like an ascot
Male scrotum tucked out, im staring at you robobutler
My mother calls me Anton good luck trying to catch me with a pair of pants on
I got pockets on my vest so I never lose my Dukes of hazard wallet
Shoes made out of cheese and not a big fan of kirk cameron
Nothing bizarre there but just making sure you get the full portrait
Cantelope filled French fries prepared the way my momma used to make it
Served by a robot wearing short shorts on my front porch
Beach towel on my lap looking like I got that polio
Diaper full of crap folded into my diverse portfolio
Mr. Bizarre Anthony, I was going over your papers and everything looks in order, for future knowledge its really not necessary to submit your online dating profile and was a moose wearing this pamper? YESSSSSSS

[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Have you met my friend?
Bizarre Tony, Bizarre Tony

[Verse 2: Showboat Blastoff]
That was very interesting Mr. Tony and high marks for taking a phone call during your self praising introduction. Mr Learning is there anything youd like to say on this fools behalf?
Thank you Clamknot, distinguished people of the press, id like to take this time to speak on this fools behalf, I hold him up in the highest regard
Bizarre Tony AKA Anchovy Thief
That’s a story for another track, but for now ill try to stay on point
Ive known Bizarre Tony since he used to be called Slightly Off Tony
That was last week, so i barely know him he forced his way into our private lunch
Clamknot call security, naw im just playing man, 1011 10 right?
That’s inapproiate Mr. Learning
O is that so, either way ive known this fool since preschool
Yeah he may have a fish in his pants but its medical grade or was it weapons grade, either way with the fish situation added to the fact that hes adobe certified , wrap it in a package put a bow on it, the card says hes a great guy!
BT: Aww shucks Larry you didn’t have to say that
LL: Im only talking the truth. Clamknot, bet you can't guess why Tony is wearing a Swim cap right now?
BT: here we go
LL: NO NO this is great its fused to his head cause he got electrocuted while swimming last year
BT: I have to take this call
LL: ENOUGH WITH THE PHONE ALREADY!

[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Have you met my friend?
Bizarre Tony, Bizarre Tony