Showboat Blastoff - Disrobe [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Showboat Blastoff]
I wrote the book on mammography
Its called Focus on the human Breast
Now heres a Nissan for you to rest your buttock cheeks on
When I was a little man, my Me Maw called me needle nose
My Me Maw passed, display your lunch, spread your ass
Now if the daylight runs out, we can just move this inside
The sky goes dark, im on a mission while im running in place while pissing
I could see the look of regret on your face so let me read you my resume
If I may may may may may may
I built a 10 megapixel camera out of a coconut which you can upload via wifi or usb Man, Now that takes guts
I revolutionized the way people revolutionize theories and concepts
Conceptual exceptionalism is my bread and jism
OCTOPUS AS A JUMPROPE, octopus as a jumprope
That’s my main mode of transportation, end of conversation
Looking at me like you don’t believe me
Believe me (funny voice)
Open up the door to my whip and you hear a zip
I got goats in my house those aren’t chocolate chips
Did I mention I made a digital camera out of a coconut?
When it comes to cameras, im youre guy
If I was such a creep why would I invite you to watch me excrete
In my living room is my luxurious teepee where you can kiss my peepee
No pressure

[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Disrobe, show your naked body
Disrobe, Disrobe, Disrobe
Disrobe, show your naked body
Disrobe, Disrobe, Disrobe
Disrobe, show your naked body
Just don't leave your pants on just don't leave your pants on
Disrobe, show your naked body
Disrobe, Disrobe, Disrobe

[Verse 2: Showboat Blastoff]
Now serving number 67
Well that’s meeeeeee!
And it’s a good thing, that I brought my assistant’s assistant
Cause it seems in the last few weeks that we have been growing exponentially distant
I m afraid I have to wear a bread bag on my arm At least until my cast comes off
But Im not afraid to fart on a man in skinny jeans who uses the phrase awesome sauce
I am evolved, highly evolved
I say this as I gesture gesture gesture towards my balls
Now if you could just keep a lid on the fact that you’ve seen me use a cheat sheet while trying to pull off this move called THE HAT
I know, I know I always make it look easy when that, when that cameras beneath me, but the tricky part is that 5 person stack
And I can never find my clippers!
You can learn a lot about a person, watching from a tree
That’s what this asshole told me as I choked him out
He said its easier to see, from up in that tree, all my details when its time to disrobe

[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Disrobe, show your naked body
Disrobe, Disrobe, Disrobe
Disrobe, show your naked body
Disrobe, Disrobe, Disrobe
Disrobe, show your naked body
Just don't leave your pants on just don't leave your pants on
Disrobe, show your naked body
Disrobe, Disrobe, Disrobe