Sir Mike Tallon, PhD - Great! It's My Bed [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
Super strength Mario, warrior attire
Stomp a Goomba's face hopping over in a scuba tank
So lay it to rest and say, "Great! It's my bed"
When I shoot you straight through the waves in this scenario
Mutilating Wario, threw the flames and barbecued
And grew in length off a mushroom I ate at the party store
Saved Princess now great, it's my bed
Pipe for sewage laid like Carnival, I'm a carnivore
Even defeat a Japanese gaming freak
Who's been playing since the Atari console they released
An arcading beast great, it's my bed
Heart hating USA like bomber's at the Harbor
I rather like Obama, but he's just a politician
Ball of tricks on all positions puts the Kama Sutra to shame
And I'd rather be like, "Great! It's my bed"
Lay my head on great big breasts and dream I'm Hoobastank

[Hook]
And when it comes down to me, it cums down a lot
And if you disagree then I'll piss in your mouth
And if you listen please heed what sound I talk
Cause when you come down on me you're (gonna kiss my cock)

[Verse 2]
I been dusty and as clandestine as Sandusky
Defend Chuckie to the death to lure chirrin in the Humvee
Neighborhood Watch you go, "Great! It's my bed"
Then get mad when a grey hoodie block the binoculars
Make your mom water her oculars and forget sonny
Never take off her Ray-Bans even when it isn't sunny
Listen, honey, I--great, it's my bed
I hate to see you suffer so let me give you something
I got the nerve cause I'm popular with the 20-somethings
On top of me, on top of her, with a topping when she's hungry
My cock in her's so great, it's my bed
Where her underwear is stretched up to her tummy
If Obama were to again be running then
I concur I'd probably turn and give him another term
Cause in the end I'm mumbling, "Great! It's my bed"
So someone call the nurse and tell them get my mommy

[Hook]