Slingun - One in a Googol [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro:]
Like Helen Keller once said:
I'm only one, but still I'm one
I can't do everythin'
But still can do somethin'
And cause I can't do everythin'
Won't refuse to do somethin' that I can do
Too bad she couldn't see both ways
'fore crossin' the road

[Hook:]
I'm one in a googol
Like a sperm cells in my ego's balls;
Very uncommon, standout from the others?
Maybe, if you consider this far-out as a
Talent; cause I'm one in a googol, well
I'm one in 31 if all this shit were the gums
Of Amy Winehouse but luckily weren't (you know why?)
Cause I'm one in a googol, if y'all the ocean
I'm a bubble of a fart comin' from the ass
Of a Saddle; sadly, I belon' to Ms. Manea
Sadly, another coin in insanity's pocket;
I'm one in a googol as an Ooi-Long note
For a Taiwanese collector biddin' at an
Auction (you know why?), cause I'm one
In a fuckin' googol...

[Verse 1:]
Don't flush my shit!, I'm cobblin' the streets for
Moi, I'm Mephistopheles, cala-mighty dwells in me;
The same malignity that made Losif Stalin
Score a three's now dribblin' on Slin; if
A death's a tragedy, million deaths are
Simply a statistic; ability, capacity
Proficiency's what I received as a shitty gift
Dexterity, a skill in mixin' all my lyrics at ease;
No need to breath quick, I'm only filtheen, and
Got the intellect of a pig grievin' from a kinda
Cretinism; idiocies with antiestablishmentarianism;
The only thing that I did all this years was bein'
Hidin' two evil doppelgangstas that nonentity has
Ever seen but now I don't give a shit 'bout
What the humanity thinks; call me a freak
A strange bird or a missed-phit, this is the way I
Learnt to live, trippin' and fallin' but always
The middle finger aimin' up so everyone can see it

[Hook:]

[Verse 2:]
If this Hip end up bein' a dirty film I'd be
A breed of Mr. Marcus who'll Hop and Jesse
Inside of bitches whisker biscuits to cheese
'em with syphilis at least until they got bald
Spots like the peat-bulls of Michael D. Vick
After been kicked in the snout by Vick's
Sneaks, I believed they've tied these
Cunnin' leg whips but I stink at sports like
A chink stinks at drivin'; I buried my daddy
Alive in my garden after stifled him till faint
With my dick in his pharynx to then, immediately
Feel free when it appear the wish of barkin'
Up the wrong tree; for me it's impossible to fit
In an office without lookin' as filthy as a
Job-bit; I'm off my trolley and often, very often
Rip off the skin of my shoulder and throw
Alcohol to the wound, a sadomasochist I'm
Psycho Mantis, cause I'm ready to kill this
Bitch like Kip Kinkel did with his parents
Only to add lesbian porn websites to favorites...

[Outro:]
- Wait, wait, wait, man! this song's so shitty, you know why?
- Why?
- Cause I'm one in a googol, yeah!
- Yeah haha